weezer

coolest band ever. once you found weezer in middle school you realized other people had thick glasses and liked star wars as much as you. hope for us nerds.

Finding Weezer was good, way cooler than finding God.

by space rock September 4, 2009

weebertarian

One who believes in freedom of association with anime even though anime is scientifically proven to cause autism.

I think we need to round up all the weebertarians and gas them.

by SerLanceAThot January 18, 2018

Weezer

(1). noun: An American rock band made for virgins, quiet kids, and old men who "miss old rock".

(2). phrase: A subtle form of saying you are either gay, a furry or you have never felt the touch of a woman

Dude 1: Yo! Did you hear the new Weezer EP?
Dude 2: No, I'm more of a Car Seat Headrest guy.

OR

Dude 1: My favorite band is Weezer , along with Toto.
Dude 2: Damn dude, get a girlfriend.

by gayfurry420 December 28, 2021

weener biscuit

a woman's private parts that have huge outer lips large enough to wrap around a man's penis without even inserting it into the vagina. (normally seen while wearing tight jeans, kinda like camel toe x2)

"Hey dude, your girl really likes showin' off her weener biscuit in those jeans"

by jaylew April 17, 2009

wepper

Yo' Mamma

Friend 1: You is so efffifn ugly.
Friend 2: Wepper !!!

by Maddie & Vicki February 21, 2012

Weepedemic

The outbreak of unnecessary sadness amongst teenagers who think they know what fucking real suffering is at all!

Mainly ravages the Emo jackoff community.

Brian: This Weepedemic is causing a real crysis amongst those dirty Emo's.

by Uncool Mikey March 23, 2017

weeber

a girl/guy who takes a shit on your tits

henry: bro did she weeber you last night
joe: yea so i weebered her back

by rando cardrission January 28, 2020