Us Weekly

a weekly celebrity and entertainment magazine based in New York City

Us Weekly has several signature issues each year, including the Hot Hollywood special issues, in the spring and the fall celebrating young Hollywood;

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

3 weeks

The standard amount of time you will be ghosted for following jokingly calling them fat, which they seemed to take in good humor at the time

Me: You’re fat
Them: 3 weeks bruh

by U_hurt_my_feelz November 13, 2023

Two Weeks Notice

Back in the day, when employers gave a fuck about their workers, when someone left a company, they told their boss two weeks before they were leaving that they were going to leave, as a courtesy.

"I just got a job somewhere else, so I'm about to give my Two Weeks Notice. You're the first to know!"
"Fuck that shit! That shit ended in the 1980s! We're in a retail economy now. Just send them an email and peace out."

by Publius0987 April 12, 2025

Two Weeks

Maybe someday, likely never.

Donald Trump announced it will be infrastructure week in two weeks.

Donald Trump said the Epstein Files would be released in two weeks.

by Trumped Up June 30, 2025

Another 300 weeks

Beating someone up so badly that they go 300 weeks ahead of time

Im going to send you another 300 weeks

by Ultradeath August 8, 2018

Cheesy ma Weesy

A cheesy ma weesy is someone who stinks of cheese or is very cringey!

"Ewww Williams willy stinks of cheese!"

"Ewwww He's a Cheesy Ma Weesy!🤢"

or

Jason: "Is it hot in here or is it just you? ;)"
Emily: "Ew go away you cheesy ma weesy"

by satans girlfriend November 19, 2020

Mud-A-Weekly

Every Sunday one of your bros gives a dare to another bro, then on the alternating Sunday the bro has to one up that date, on and on until one bro has backed out of 3 dares, once they have 3 backs they have to give a handjob to completion to the other lad

Yo my slime I have a Mud-A-Weekly for you rn, lick that charging cable while it’s on!
Yeah that’s piss bro! *dies in process*

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion December 19, 2020