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Weebing One Out

The phrase one would use when they are jacking off to hentai
"Dude, what kind of porn are you watching - I don't understand a word they're saying?!"
"Oh man, I'm just weebing one out"
"I see, you're watching some hentai - you're such an otaku
by SkullCandyy May 24, 2016
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Webbing

Verb; When one goes on the internet and does an array of items such a Googling, being on Facebook, watching videos on YouTube, Blogging, so on.
I had an hour to waster before my movie started so I started webbing. I soon found myself captivated with new videos and Blogging about school.
by Ctallan December 28, 2006
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Wearing a big hat

The act of being inebriated to dangerous levels of excess
Possum Jenkins: Hey, what did you do for halloween?
Ollie: We had a party, I was wearing a big hat for most of the night.
by TheRiverMan November 2, 2010
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Wearing me as a hat

To have someone so far up your ass, they are wearing you as a hat.
"This guy will be wearing me as a hat until I deliver his stuff"
by Parrotti July 22, 2018
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"Why am I wearing pants?" moment

A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pants is futile.
Man, I just had a "Why am I wearing pants?" moment: Edward Norton's character didn't have a name for the whole movie!
by Sean92 April 30, 2009
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LIKE WALKING INTO A HUNGRY DOG FARM WEARING MEAT PANTS

After staying out 'til 6 in the morning, I arrived home, only to be walking into a hungry dog farm wearing meat pants! I had to sustain the third degree for three hours as to where I'd been by my ever-so-trustful ball and chain.
by weave November 3, 2003
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charlotte webbing it

charlotte webbing is the definition given to people having sex in the movies. This was first defined when two people "bob and julia" had sex in the screening of charlottes web.
Are you guys gonna go charlotte web it?

Did you charlotte web it?!

you do realise that your totally charlotte webbing it?!
by Ms HoTtIe July 3, 2007
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