The Cum Waddle

When you have cum in your vag and you clench your legs to hold it in, while waddling to the bathroom.

Guy *cums in girl's vag*
Girl *cum waddles to bathroom*
Guy: "Why are you walking funny?"
Girl: "I'm doing the cum waddle cause I don't wanna leak cum on the floor!"

by GeoNips October 4, 2014

wadded

The feeling of having undergarments shoved slowly up your ass crack, as a result of over-reacting before understanding the whole situation. The state you are in when you have “panties in a wad”.

Rob: I spoke with Jim today and we all need to re-write our job description and then re-apply for our own positions.

Michael: What the fuck! Did you hear this, Jason?

Jason: Michael, you need to relax. You know this isn’t what Jim even meant. You are super wadded right now.

by crazycat8 August 15, 2016

waddish

Yiddish slang for something having to do with the testes; something testicular.

Strangely enough, the tuna salad smelled rather waddish.

by Corneilius August 6, 2006

Waddleoffle

Used to Describe a word that can only be defined by the word itself.

"What is a connector? Something that connects to something, Total waddleoffle"

by Adam Metcalfe January 6, 2008

waddup my native

a common means of greeting between friends generally from the sarasota area. used to convey excitement without loosing one's chill. similar to "homeslice." also how voice analysis translates "wassup my nigger."

friend 1: waddup my native?
friend 2: nothin much my nig, wats crackin with you?
friend 1: just dopin.

by sarasotahomelicedawwwgblack August 22, 2008

Hangdump Waddle

The waddle used in the exploration for toilet paper in which one must stop taking a dump and waddle to find toilet paper while the dookie is still hanging. Most the time done with the pants down and ass clinched.

In the middle of Austin's dump he noticed he was out of toilet paper forcing him to hangdump waddle to the next stall.

by SWEATY AND PAINFUL February 21, 2011

The Turkey Waddle

When a male unzips and pulls his scrotum skin aka turkey skin through the fly and walks around with it dangling like a turkey’s waddle. A non-taut, soft, dangly scrotum is required.

Note: Only scrotal skin is displayed. The testicles are never pulled outside the fly.

I walked around the grocery store with the turkey waddle.

I walked into my job interview with the turkey waddle. I was hired immediately.

by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018