Square watermelon

The ultimate insult no one can come back from

Joe “Steve you square watermelon”
Steve “I am defeated”

by Lana4smash October 17, 2019

Watermelon Foot

When a dark stinky sambo gets diabetes and then doctors have to chop off his or her foot.

That fucking swamp guinea, has to get his foot chopped off because he has a bad case of watermelon foot.

by the "R" January 29, 2012

Watermelon sugar

anything that is trending for more time than should be.

Watermelon sugar has been watermelon sugar forever!

by fA1K0n March 07, 2021

Watermelon patch

When you eat heaps of watermelon with seeds you then proceed to shit the seeds out into another mans mouth who inturn shits into the girls mouth ,this process i double filtered, after 24 hours fuck her in the arse and blow as much load as you can up her ,this will germinate and make the seeds fertile !she will shit out watermelons in the yard creating tasty watermelons for the kids.

I gave her a watermelon patch.

Shes a filthy bitch her backyard is full of watermelons

Watermelon sugar high

by Watermelon kids October 11, 2020

Oversized Watermelon

Oversized Watermelon (1). Someone who acts like they're not a slut but they really are.

Bob: "Hey man, I banged Lisa last night."

Phil: "I thought she wasn't looking for love."

Bob: "No, she's just an oversized watermelon."

by Mr.Rot April 29, 2018

watermelon fucker

One who sticks a watermelon in the microwave to warm it up the take it out then drill a hole in it then fucks it

Will was a watermelon fucker

by Maximimus June 06, 2017

watermelon goblin

A name to describe someone who chows down on watermelon at alarming rates.

It is an insult. If someone takes pride in that name it's probably an unfunny girl that thinks she's funny.

Person 1: You should invite X to your party
Person 2: Oh hell nah! Do you know how much of a watermelon goblin he is?!

by JewishGrandpa July 20, 2019