by hamburger2020 December 2, 2020

That fucking swamp guinea, has to get his foot chopped off because he has a bad case of watermelon foot.
by the "R" February 25, 2012

by fA1K0n March 6, 2021

by watermelonjug November 20, 2013

Bob: "Hey man, I banged Lisa last night."
Phil: "I thought she wasn't looking for love."
Bob: "No, she's just an oversized watermelon."
Phil: "I thought she wasn't looking for love."
Bob: "No, she's just an oversized watermelon."
by Mr.Rot May 31, 2018

Jommy Watermelon is the buffest stickman known to exist. He has bulging muscles and loves to chill with his buff lobster out on the beach.
by I_Fly36 January 29, 2021

One who sticks a watermelon in the microwave to warm it up the take it out then drill a hole in it then fucks it
by Maximimus June 6, 2017
