I went to Walmart on Black Friday, so I could get that $700 laptop for $200, but I was wanked by this old woman that got to it before me.
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spank the monkey
stroke the solami
pet the one eyed trouser snake
and what you would do in to your bizzles mouth
spank the monkey
stroke the solami
pet the one eyed trouser snake
and what you would do in to your bizzles mouth
by bob denne February 4, 2004
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