person : did u see that?
person : no, what?
person : alex just took a wank in class and now he's expelled
person : no, what?
person : alex just took a wank in class and now he's expelled
by tracerxD February 15, 2019

by headshit May 31, 2016

I went to Walmart on Black Friday, so I could get that $700 laptop for $200, but I was wanked by this old woman that got to it before me.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019

by dreadinq August 24, 2018

by Sacha Baron Cohen June 6, 2005

yank the plank
spank the monkey
stroke the solami
pet the one eyed trouser snake
and what you would do in to your bizzles mouth
spank the monkey
stroke the solami
pet the one eyed trouser snake
and what you would do in to your bizzles mouth
by bob denne February 4, 2004
