Walmart Wolverine

A fan of the University of Michigan who has never attended the school and roots for them while wearing one or more of the following:

-$5.00 Michigan shirt bought at Wal-Mart
-Mullet
-NASCAR hat
-Hunting clothes

"YEAH MAN! GO BLUE!!!"
"Who's that?"
"Oh ignore him, he never went here. He's a Walmart Wolverine"

by ChadHennesTailBone September 27, 2005

Walmart and Six Flags

Partners in the world of great rejoicing for a specific ethnicity.

There are two places black people like to go and that's Walmart and Six Flags.

by revox360 January 14, 2008

Walmart

A place to make fun of. This place is a magnet for hicks. Also a place that causes you to become itchy just by thinking about it.

"Dear God, I just saw some WalMart lovin'! These 2 hicks were making out in the shitty clothes section!"

"Damnit, Jack. I broke out in hives. Let's leave this crappy WalMart place.

by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004

walmart

who to blame when your job has been sent to Asia

I had a good paying job until walmart opened

by Ben Dover January 19, 2004

walastika

Derivative of the Tagalog slang word, walastik. Also the official name of one young artist's dream of a promising step towards nirvana, good art, design bliss, and everything that is good.

walastika.com

Excuse me miss? I really dig your Walastika shirt. You wouldn't mind joining me for adobo tonight would you?

by zero-plasticity October 12, 2004

Walmart pussy

An easily attainable girl that has slept with several of you friends.
Known for its convienence.

Dood, should I do her
Hell yeah, thats Walmart Pussy

by bob stinky July 16, 2008

Walmart Warrior

Kids between the ages of 16 through 24 who:
A) Walk around the aisles of Walmart late at night, giggling incessantly as they talk on their cellphones. They travel in packs.
B) Redneck kids who loiter in the parking lot with their car and truck doors open, laughing loudly and slapping each other on the back. These are evil people who are not only irritating, but they don't obey the parking spot lines. This can be late at night or during the day. Their population increases as the daylight decreases.

This can also apply to similar groups at other 24 hour locations like Walgreen's.

Andy: Hey man, let's go to Walmart and pick up some chips.
Matt: Nah, I hate those fuckin' Walmart Warriors. You can't get through the aisles cause those assholes are all bumping into you and shit.

by collie k May 4, 2007