wokinurface

:verb, to wokinurface, to openly laugh at someones misfortune.

Abrev, woked.

Me: "My car was clamped whilst the engine was still running and the family still sitting in it"
You: "wokinurface!"

by Woked At July 11, 2011

How's that working for you?

A question to pose to any person attempting to solve a problem in a way that has failed in the past.

Person #1: "You ran out of gas in your car again?"

Person #2: 'Yes, can you believe it? I don't understand. I always wait until the last minute to fill up my gas tank."

Person #1: "How's that working for you?"

by keshazel April 12, 2012

Working the Block

When in desperate need for cash, you resort to getting it by any means necessary. Most of the time you work by performing hand jobs, or blow jobs for anything you can get. In desperate cases you work for $15 an hour or $10 a load.

"Yo hows Jeanne paying for college?"
"I heard shes Working the Block.
"Working girl?"
"Hell yeah"
"Dude thats hawt, how much she charging?"
"About $10 a load."

by Wønderbread January 24, 2010

Wookie Slayer

A person who finds pleasure in sleeping with relatively large women. Achohol is sometimes involved.

Wookie's are usually large and or harry creatures.

Tom is the biggest Wookie Slayer, I've ever seen.

by Tom Seigrist October 1, 2007

Wookiee Smuggler

1.
A person, most often male, (though it can be used from a female perspective) who repeatedly gets drunk and brings home an unattractive member of the opposite sex. the next morning upon the realization of the social faux pas committed, this person then engages in the act of Wookiee smuggling. This involves trying to remove said person from the abode without others seeing, or realising what is going on, in an attempt to regain some semblance of dignity.

2.
A person who smuggles Wookiees,hirsute bipeds from the Star Wars universe. The most notable Wookiee is Chewbacca, a companion to Han Solo.

"Hey man, did you see Dave come home last night?"
"nah bro, he brought some ugly ass chick home later on i think"
"jeez, what a douche, the guys such a fucking Wookiee smuggler"

by Crabex February 23, 2009

Working Man Curl

When you wear the same pair of shoes to work everyday and after a period of time the shoes start to curl starting from the toe. Only men who work hard will obtain the working man curl.

Damn son those must be your work boots cuz they got the working man curl.

by goldilocks1026 December 14, 2010

working that skirt

Using your feminine charm and/or sexuality to get something you want.

She is working that skirt - getting drinks from every guy in the place

by YoCheckMeOut October 18, 2010