When something is so cringey that you think that hanging (necking) yourself is the only solution to relieve yourself of this pain.
Bertram: Did you see this Pokemon Go themed Harambe tribute music video?
Rupert: I did, truely neck worthy, smh.
Rupert: I did, truely neck worthy, smh.
by Illutundran Conundrum September 3, 2016
Get the Neck Worthymug. An adjective used to describe something that is enjoyable, and soft to the touch, to jerk off with.
It is also often used to describe the softness of a fabric, especially t shirts and boxer shorts.
When used to describe the softness of a fabric, it is generally, but not always, implied that jerking off with it would be enjoyable and/or soft to the touch.
It is also often used to describe the softness of a fabric, especially t shirts and boxer shorts.
When used to describe the softness of a fabric, it is generally, but not always, implied that jerking off with it would be enjoyable and/or soft to the touch.
Example 1:
Teacher: Are any of you students going to buy the school spirit wear t shit?
All male/hermaphrodite students: It depends if they are jo worthy.
Example 2:
Mother: Why is this soft t shirt covered in so many stains?
Boy: Because it’s jo worthy! I’m not going to use sand paper to beat off! Come on now!
Teacher: Are any of you students going to buy the school spirit wear t shit?
All male/hermaphrodite students: It depends if they are jo worthy.
Example 2:
Mother: Why is this soft t shirt covered in so many stains?
Boy: Because it’s jo worthy! I’m not going to use sand paper to beat off! Come on now!
by The Milk Man Jr. November 15, 2010
Get the Jo worthymug. A phrase used to describe somebody who is so attractive they cause a driver to take their eye's off of the road long enough to make them nearly crash.
Driver - "Shit (swerves car) that was a close one"
Passenger - " WTF man"
Driver - "Sorry mate but did you see her, she was Crash Worthy"
Passenger - " WTF man"
Driver - "Sorry mate but did you see her, she was Crash Worthy"
by AndyBuc February 26, 2011
Get the Crash Worthymug. by pipe_worthy8989 April 19, 2011
Get the Pipe Worthymug. To be "spoodge worthy" is to meet the standards (individually, based on personal preferences) to which an ejaculation could, and most likely would, take place.
by MissMisunderstoodKansas September 4, 2015
Get the Spoodge Worthymug. A nickname often given to people called Phoebe. It can also be used to make words sound cooler, by adding 'ington' and 'worthy' to the end of the word.
It is an extension for ordinary words.
It is an extension for ordinary words.
by Jessixredd March 10, 2013
Get the Ington Worthymug. Having earned the admiration/respect/affection of another person to the extent that they will give you a token of their feelings voluntarily and without expectation of repayment.
A: Bought you something!
P: Ohhhhh.... I really wish you hadn't.
A: Oh, you'll think differently when you see what it is! Spent very little, if that's what you're worried about.
P: Yeah, but I also haven't been gift-worthy in quite a while...
A: Oh whatever! Gift-worthy isn't even a real thing. You just made that up.
P: Ohhhhh.... I really wish you hadn't.
A: Oh, you'll think differently when you see what it is! Spent very little, if that's what you're worried about.
P: Yeah, but I also haven't been gift-worthy in quite a while...
A: Oh whatever! Gift-worthy isn't even a real thing. You just made that up.
by Clark Can't May 24, 2017
Get the gift-worthymug.