by I simp for !(ĐK)Lazy. July 19, 2021

The kid who is behind you is just some random homicidal kid who has this weird fetish of smelling backs. He is often seen behing little babies or elderly men and sniffing their backs. If he is smelling your back stay still so he doesnt get mad and chop your penis off.
Random smallhead: Yoooyoyoyoyoo guy there the kid who is behind you
Other guy: Ahahshshnonnoddndkdnsjdkdk ok ill try to stay still it tickles
Other guy: Ahahshshnonnoddndkdnsjdkdk ok ill try to stay still it tickles
by BAD KID with a flamethrower July 11, 2019

If a girl sent you this on december 16th, you have to give her a hoodie of your choice (as long as it is a hoodie from yourself ) on december 17th!
As an example:
her: "sends you this"
you: "gives her one of your hoodies the next day".
so just give the girl who sent you this your hoodie.
her: "sends you this"
you: "gives her one of your hoodies the next day".
so just give the girl who sent you this your hoodie.
by user111444117 December 13, 2021

“National boyfriend day post him!” And “National Girlfriend day I’m waiting to get posted” are both below this NGAFAWYDD!! Because nobody really cares about who you having sex with loser 🤞
by Haterade !!! October 4, 2021

by sagelikesdick August 7, 2016

Theres always this one motherfucker in the friend group that never eats enough and never brings food to uni or school and then theres the mom of the group that always feeds you and keeps up with how much the motherfucker eats. They will always have a snack with them e.g. mentos and feed you proper meals, like pizza.
Sarah is my friend who feeds me and if you become friends with her, she will be the friend who feeds you.
Sarah always has mentos on her, you can count on her as a friend who feeds you
Sarah always has mentos on her, you can count on her as a friend who feeds you
by BroWhat??????????????????????? December 7, 2022

“oh, who is you?”
“I’m your grandmother..”
“ get up like your about to go do something, do something..”
“I’m your grandmother..”
“ get up like your about to go do something, do something..”
by Trisha Laura April 20, 2025
