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Boner Vulture

Any person, typically a slutty female, who preys on any unclaimed male with an available boner.

Often the female waits to swoop in on an inebriated and weak victim to peck at the remains.
"I hope to get ass tonight, but Jen is here and she always swoops in for the kill. She is such a boner vulture."

"I saw Esteban's pants down in the bathroom and I knew he was getting boner vultured."

"I feel bad for Clint. He's had one too many to drink and Jen is over there circling him like a boner vulture."
by Kytay Courtnnifer August 26, 2013
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clout vulture

To take advantage of someone's scandal to promote your brand. The scandal is innocent enough to be forgivable/forgettable, except for a clout vulture.
That Alinity stream with her dog was pretty innocent. Monroe is a real clout vulture for putting down Alinity in that tweet.
by 9mordecai December 1, 2019
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Bart Vulture

Bay area rapid transit - A Bart Vulture is a bummy teenager to a young bummy adult loitering around bart stations playing their shitty music on speaker with their phone, walking around in the pick up area with their pants sagging to their ankles, walking like they shit their self, bumming for change, starting shit with people, but mostly bum for cigarettes.
As I waited for my ride, I wanted to light a smoke up but said no, I'll wait, there's a bart vulture right there looking my direction, waiting for someone to light up a smoke so he can bum one.

I can't believe that fuckin Bart Vulture asked to hit my vape pen!? Fuckin scandalous!
by Shwilla510 December 12, 2017
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vulture's crotch

Someone or something that smells really bad.
When was the last time you bathed? You stink like a vulture's crotch!
by W Haycock November 5, 2013
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Industrial vulture

A t-shirt marketed towards teenage boys that does not make sense and depicts a vulture with the accompanying phrase 'industrial vulture'
Girl: 'Hey, what does your shirt say?'
Boy: 'Industrial vulture'
Girls: 'What?'
by 1tandar August 5, 2011
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Muzzle the Vulture

To masturbate. To jerk off. To rub one out. To touch one's self in a provocative manner for sexual gratification. Sexual stimulation of a person's own genitals.
You guys go on with out me, I'm going to stay home and Muzzle the Vulture.
by Angry Sloth July 28, 2011
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Vodka vultures

A group of girls in a club who circle and swoop in at the first sign of free vodka from unsuspecting male show offs
Be careful Henry, the vodka vultures are beginning to circle. Hide the Grey Goose
by Gandolftheganderer June 25, 2017
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