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Boner Vulture

Any person, typically a slutty female, who preys on any unclaimed male with an available boner.

Often the female waits to swoop in on an inebriated and weak victim to peck at the remains.
"I hope to get ass tonight, but Jen is here and she always swoops in for the kill. She is such a boner vulture."

"I saw Esteban's pants down in the bathroom and I knew he was getting boner vultured."

"I feel bad for Clint. He's had one too many to drink and Jen is over there circling him like a boner vulture."
by Kytay Courtnnifer August 26, 2013
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vulture's crotch

Someone or something that smells really bad.
When was the last time you bathed? You stink like a vulture's crotch!
by W Haycock November 5, 2013
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Ninja Vulture

A roommate who steals your food in the fridge behind your back. They do it in a sneaky way by figuring out your schedule and stealing tiny portions when you’re at school/work.
“Dude I think Joe might be a ninja vulture.”
“Yeah that explains why my mashed taters keeps disappearing!”
by TheShuckDriver November 20, 2019
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Vulture Party

Similar to the great past time soggy biscuit except with roadkill
Rob and Nathan invited me to their vulture party but last time the Opossum wasn’t everything I thought it’d be
by Ramrod69420 December 6, 2019
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Industrial vulture

A t-shirt marketed towards teenage boys that does not make sense and depicts a vulture with the accompanying phrase 'industrial vulture'
Girl: 'Hey, what does your shirt say?'
Boy: 'Industrial vulture'
Girls: 'What?'
by 1tandar August 5, 2011
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ass-vulture

one who takes advantage of pre-pukers sexually.
typically an action taken by frat boys as a last ditch effort to get laid.
do not invite chad to this party, last time i passed out, he was a real ass-vulture.
by terrythefunkjedi January 6, 2009
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Vodka vultures

A group of girls in a club who circle and swoop in at the first sign of free vodka from unsuspecting male show offs
Be careful Henry, the vodka vultures are beginning to circle. Hide the Grey Goose
by Gandolftheganderer June 25, 2017
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