vampire

A person who favors sexual intimacy with black people
i.e. A person who only "comes when it's dark"

Jeff will only date black women because he's a Vampire.

by afsfcop September 09, 2005

vampire

one who sucks all the blood out of your body.

if you don't believe vampires exist, check these definitions:
woman,lawyer

vampire drinks your blood

if you really knew me you'd know what's wrong.

does a lawyer need an example?

by Slunjan July 20, 2008

Vampirates

Amazing punk rock band from Reno, Nevada, but originally formed in Ashland, Oregon.

I saw the Vampirates last night and they totally destroyed everything.

by Vampirates January 22, 2009

vampirize

v. to turn into a vampire

That asshole bit me and now I'm gonna vampirize!

by I'm a weird kid April 28, 2011

vampire

Something that doesn't exist.

If you say you're a vampire, you're just a fucking idiot.

Joey started calling himself Lord Thisangar and saying he was a vampire. I responded by crushing his windpipe and telling him that if he was really a vampire there's no way that could hurt him.

by Sam is a Dick September 23, 2007

Vampirate

A person who is both a Vampire and a Pirate. A person with a dick personality who sucks the life out of you.

B: That guy is such a D-Bag.
L: He is such a Vampirate - he sucks the life out of the place.

by CU Masta August 26, 2009

vampire

A female with black hair, pale skin, and red lipstick.

My Latin teacher looks like a vampire.

by t m o n e y October 27, 2006