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Valery

Valery is deadass one of the best people I've ever fucking met, and that's a fact. If you ever get the chance to meet a Valery, you better WORSHIP the ground they walk on cause they're a whole god / goddess and they deserve all the fucking love in the world. Valery is the type of friend to laugh with you, cry with you, and just be there for you whenever you need them. They're a gorgeous person on the inside, and the outside? MM- EXQUISITE. NONE of the fucking words in ANY language can describe how fucking gorgeous they are like- What??? Yes, they are a dumb bitch at times, but we all are. That's what I love about them- They aren't afraid to show off their amazing fucking personality (despite them being a little toxic at times-) when you get to know them, and even though they're a little shy at first- They'll warm up to you eventually and trust me, it's worth the wait. Don't hurt them though- You WILL regret it. Whether you hurt them physically, mentally, emotionally, or romantically, this bitch will step the fuck up, and step the fuck on you. As they should. They don't deserve to get hurt, and if any bitch hurt my Valery I promise that I will PERSONALLY fuck you up. They're my bitch for life, and I'd fight God, Satan, and all their fucking angels and demons and otherwise- JUST to see them smile. I love and appreciate them so fucking much and I can't say it enough. I don't show it much, but I really do. hi, honeymoon. ilysm <33
"Hey, did you see what Valery did today? Yeah, I'm so proud of them! I hope they're doing okay and taking care of themselves, I love them I want them to be happy."
by lxvesiick April 1, 2021
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Valerio

Valerio is a person that is very kind. He's smart. He's epic. He's cool. He has immaculate rizz. He helps people. He doesn't swear. He can do the griddy. He has escaped the matrix. He looks quiet but is loud once you get to know him. He's very soft so don't hurt him. He must be protected at all costs. Racist.
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Backwards pole vaulter

"Look at that backwards pole vaulter over there"
"fuck Ian"
by Jonypotsmoker August 10, 2008
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valerie

Valerie is a very intelligent women, she's a really short person, not the most nicest person but she's a really good friend, keep it real with her & she will keep it real with you, she doesn't tolerate bullshit, she's a soccer girl, loves dogs and she's a very beautiful women even though she doesn't think so.
beautiful soccer intelligent tolerate valerie dogs bullshit
by soccerfreak321 January 1, 2014
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Valerie

Valerie has brown hair and eyes, she is one of the most beautiful woman you’ll ever meet. One of the special things is that she is great in bed and also one of the most amazing kissers. Everyone that looks at her falls straight in love with her. Many are jealous of her because of her flaws, she also gets boys really quick.
Boy: Last night was awesome!

Boy 2: Why was it awesome?
Valerie: Because I was there and also a bed.
by Kalyn Ramirez May 16, 2018
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valerie

a beautiful girl who’s usually brunette with brown eyes. amazing body and all the guys fall for her. valerie’s can be a good friend but beware of the boys. a valerie loves boys more than anything and will do everything they want. valerie is also very sexy and she knows it, she’s always asking for attention and doesn’t back down when she sets her mind to it. valerie is friends with everyone and is always in everyone’s business.
boy: ooh look at valerie, she thicc
by yagirl1122 May 23, 2018
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