vacation dick

Dick that you can only have once in awhile because it soooo good...hence, for two weeks a year max (vacation time).

Girl, that was so real vacation dick. If I had that all year long, I would never get any work done!

by Santana0520 April 13, 2016

vacation dick

Dick that is received on few occasions due to its intense size and quality, as opposed to vacation dick.

Vacation Dick

"Are you gonna hook up James again?"
"Hell no, I won't be able ride that horse cock again until i can feel my thighs again".

by Arizona Concept April 15, 2016

vacation dick

A penis of a variety that one would only be mentally and physically prepared to receive once a year, to allow for the appropriate amount of mental and physical recuperation. Vacation dicks tend to be of a different colour and greater size to those that one is used to in domestic living.

Courtney: Omg, i got the best vacation dick when i went to Magaluf; i'm still trying to get my cunt back to its normal size and Daryl's white wonder just isn't doing it for me at the moment. Would not do that again for a while, maybe a year or two.

by AForSparta April 26, 2016

vacation dick

it might be termed as longer than regular sized dick, that's hard to inhale regularly.

my boyfriend wants me to give him, a favor daily but it's his vacation dick what resists and scars me.

by PaaWan April 15, 2016

vacation dick

A dick sized as such that it can only be taken a few times as a "treat" before it hurts or causes damage

"That guy last night had a massive vacation dick, I what an experience"

by Dentedparadox April 10, 2016

Vacation dick

When you have sexual interactions with a dick of remarkable size. Usually gives great pleasure as well. Much larger in comparison to the Boyfriend dick.

Sorry I couldn't make it last night, I was busy getting vacation dick.

by Mastercater April 13, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that is extremely hard to take daily but is used as a stress reliever

I really need that vacation dick

by Jish April 12, 2016