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vacation dick

Not always the biggest or smallest. What's available locally and usually not boyfriend dick quality. Typically longer and more taboo then daily dick.
"Got myself some vacation dick, wasn't the biggest but we went all night.
by GFOcabulary June 17, 2016
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vacation dick

Vacation dick is either

1) Dick that you get on vacation. Having sex with someone while on vacation, or sometimes used to refer to dick you get when you're on vacation from your relationship.

2) The kind of dick you only want occasionally, or can only get occasionally. Often related to fuck buddies you don't see that often, or guys whose dick is particularly big/small/curved/whatever, and you wouldn't want to fuck them every day.
1) I got so much vacation dick during my study abroad!

2) Yeah, I got my fill of vacation dick while we were fighting. Now we're back together.

3) He's totally vacation dick. He calls once every two months, we fuck, and then we say "See ya in September!"

4) He had a total vacation dick. It was so curved, he was like a banana! We could only do, like, three positions without it snapping in half. You don't want that shit all the time.
by LaDiDaLady June 1, 2016
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vacation dick

Abnormally large DICK that bitches like to get while on vacation from any random stranger
Nikki went on vacation to Africa to get some vacation dick. She was tired of her boyfriends tiny flaccid penis.
by BigDickDaddy1994 June 16, 2016
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Vacation Dick

A dick that is so big that you can only fuck with it every so often.
I'm so soar from that guy with the Vacation Dick last night
by Austin_Ert June 17, 2016
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vacation dick

A penis of a unreasonably large size, that can only be taken in once in a while. As opposed to a boyfriend dick.
Last night, I met a guy who had a vacation dick, my butt will be hurting for a while.
by dammn_danniel June 15, 2016
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vacation dick

Basically a massive cock that you wouldn't want to receive daily.
Hannah: I just rode a vacation dick yesterday
Some girl: No way, your so lucky!
Hannah: Yeah, but I wouldn't want to do it again soon it hurt too much.
by someguy...? June 1, 2016
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vacation dick

A dick so large that you have to take breaks between receiving it's "huge" satisfaction.
Carry: Hey how was John last night
Mary: I can't even take that vacation dick for one session. I'm gonna need a break
by Smalldicksally June 16, 2016
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