Got lost in a vegetable soup

When you try to find a deep meaning behind a stupid simple thing, and then when you realize that there was nothing hidden but that you have imagined everything in your head, you feel like an idiot but also happy and carefree.

-Hey John, I ve just finished building a lego house for my lego man. Look how cool is that.
- DID YOU JUST BUILT A HOUSE WITH THE FLESH OF HIS OWN FRIENDS AND FAMILY?!?!??
- NO DUDE WTF?!! I ve just build a house with some lego bricks, you just got lost in a vegetable soup!

by procrastINETOR May 16, 2021

wedding vegetable

slang for a man's penis. does not include the tackle.

"Oh man, she kicked him right in the wedding vegetable!"

by banjax October 28, 2013

Moonlit vegetable patch

Something in Zoey's garden that she "REALLY" doesn't want you to see.

Zoey's fence blew down in the middle of the night so she was up texting to get it fixed ASAP so nobody would see her 'Moonlit vegetable patch'..!!

by ParkerTreeFrog December 29, 2010

I'm Your Dirty Little Vegetable

Mickey: I'm Your Dirty Little Vegetable!
Amelie: Damn right you are!

I'm Your Dirty Little Vegetable

by MickeyMouseeeee October 8, 2019

Fruity vegetable

A gay retard

If you like rainbows and think you are straight then You are a fruity vegetable

by superiorbreed February 21, 2019

to vegetable someone

To inflict enough mental or physical damage on someone to leave them crippled / retarded for life.

to vegetable someone
A: The guy was gonna tell on me so I vegetabled him.
B: Cool, did you torture him?

A: The guy that got hit by train last week didn't die, but he is pretty vegetabled.

by PacifistTrey June 25, 2016

Nick Vegetable

an ugly troll ass rat who can't get his head out of his ass and us high all the damn time.

"nick vegetable just texted me "
"he's ugly , block"

by whatafatass November 1, 2016