The Unknown

Absolutely nothing!

You don't need worry about it! And you shouldn't try and find out!

"Hey what's the unknown?" "Absolutely nothing, the unknown isn't real!"

Unknown Tom

A Middle Aged Man; An Unidentifiable Furry Object

Catchphrase: "I am the bean man, my toes are made of beans"

Father: Oh my, you wippersnapping UNKNOWN TOM

Son: Thank you my griddy good father

by Unknown Tom May 23, 2023

A fan supporting either a crap team in the low-tier leagues or a private-owned football club or football academy.

Which team do you support?
Well, I am an Unknown Football Team Fan, so I have to say Cockhouse FC.
Bruv mate ur a Brexit geezer???

by bomb0claat February 29, 2024

Rumsfeld says 'unknown knowns', down here we say, 'He's so fucking stupid, not only doesn't he know nothin', he don't even suspect it.'

by pshaw August 4, 2014

Starting out I was "unknown".

Just a "Unknown" boy tryna be known.

by Jadethekid9! October 20, 2025