Umbrella

A device used to keep us humans dry when its raining, there are also Umbrella Hats.

Joe: "Fuck its raining!"

Tom: "Here take my Umbrella, I've got plenty!"

Joe: "Alright....thanks"

by diseased sheep July 12, 2006

umbrellas

Def. 1.) A term that is used to say me la pelas in a non-dirty way.

Def. 2.) use it as fuck that shit, fuck it, or fuck you

Girl: "Hey Tim, are you going to do the project for english?"

Tim: "Umbrellas, i got better things to do!"

by boom2 February 8, 2007

umbrella cafe

a hotdog stand or cart.

"Let's take the new intern out for lunch, somewhere real fancy like the umbrella cafe, for a tube steak."

by RJDeMarx January 30, 2007

Umbrella Dick

noun

1. (uhm-brel-uh dik) a penis so heavily curved it resembles the handle of an umbrella.

2. Slang- vulgar penis.

Maggie: hey, so last night i had sex with him.
Alex: how was it?

Maggie: Extremely weird, he has an umbrella dick so it was like getting finger blasted by captain hook.

by headofaneaglebodyofalion May 7, 2010

umbrella

another wprd for a woman's uterus / womb.

you can stand under my umbrella, come into me

by aaausa June 5, 2007

meat umbrella

When the extra long foreskin of the penis can be pulled out wide enough to shield the shaft from leaking precum running down it.

I leak so much precum that I pull out my meat umbrella so it doesn't land in my pubes.

by Naykedbuddy January 5, 2018

umbrellaing

the use of an umbrella to block ejaculatory fluids from reaching the face.

Johnny: "Stop umbrellaing!"
Susie: "But I don't want your ejaculatory fluids on my face!"

by Patty Mayo May 24, 2007