ultra fail

1. more of a fail than epic but less than atomic.

2. to fail x3

Stu: Hey, what did you do this weekend, Alex?

Alex: Oh well on Saturday I slipped on an ice cube and dumped hot grease on my cat. And on Sunday I set my bed on fire.

Stu: Hahahah your whole weekend was an ultra fail.

by Foofenscoops March 13, 2009

Ultra Network

Owners of the server built their career and success on a server in which they nowadays constantly trashtalk, and show no appreciation towards. Their staff team (excluding the owners) consists of faggots who all have small youtube channels in which they make staff series on, which get views and make them think they're the most relevant people in the whole entire world. Infamous addicted closet-cheaters are a very common thing here, usually ip-banned on Badlion. These are also the players who seem to talk the most shit about the competitor server. The owners advertise the server as the best thing to ever exist, even though, in reality, it's one of the most half-assed servers there could be.

Commenter: Nice video, maybe next video trying badlions arena?
Ultra staff member & youtuber with 500 subscribers: stfu u irrelevant fuck gtfo my comment section u fucking random, y would i want to play that dead server when the Ultra Network is x1000 better? smh

by Mineshafts September 7, 2017

Ultra-Omega

Ul*tra*o*me*ga (Ol-truh-oh-may-guh)
- Adj.

1. The ultimate level of extreme excessiveness.

"I ultra-omega love you!"

"I have never felt so ultra-omega bored!"

"We totally ultra-omega drank all those beers."

by Matt-10 February 19, 2009

Ultra Straight

A person who is not attracted to straight women because straight women like penis so they go for lesbians.

John: Hey do you like straight women?

Tim: No I’m Ultra Straight, I only like women who like other women because straight girls like penis which is kinda gay

by Mike Oxbleeding March 14, 2021

Ultra-Ashkenaz

A Jew who is ridiculously white. Possessing traits such as YOCHAI aka The Funky Hassid.

That fella must be an ultra-ashkenaz. He doesn’t know how to cook.

by Arifuckshisgranny October 30, 2022

ultra marathon

1. More than a marathon usually on trails.
2. Running longer than everyone else in the world thinks possible.

Hey want to go get some breakfast?

No im going for a 10 hour ultra marathon... dinner?

screw you

by jaketherunner January 6, 2012

Ultra-Degenerate

A person so degenerate that they exceed even the highest of simps. Side effects include, simping over virtual league of legends characters (Ahri, Qiyana, and Akali to name a few), higher average voice, insistent playing of these female characters, no matter how bad they are, and below average dong size. This person typically only has about 4 people to play with.

Man, that guy simps so hard, he's an Ultra-Degenerate.

by GoodestBoi February 14, 2021