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Ukrainian Landmine

When You Leave a turd in the microwave for a long period of time so that when the person opens up the microwave, the turd explodes, like a landmine.
Jimmy: Do u smell that?
Tommy: Ya man. It smells like a Ukrainian Landmine!
by BIG C aka the coolest kid evar December 6, 2010
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Ukrainian Radar Detector

Ukrainian Radar Detector (noun): A speeding vehicle which when followed, acts as a radar detector for the vehicle behind it, by being detected at radar traps and pulled over, thus allowing the following vehicle to pass the radar trap.

Etymology:

-The premodifier "Ukrainian" is in place to denote the low-budget, hack-job, ghettoness of using a "Ukrainian radar detector"

-The head of the noun, "radar detector" is used ironically in that the vehicle does not actually detect radar waves, but simply distracts the police for the vehicle behind it.
Driver: "There's a speed trap ahead, we'd better follow another speeder so he can be our Ukrainian radar detector."
Ukrainian: "Yes! Ukrainian radar detector is best radar detector!"
by Viktor Yanukovych January 25, 2014
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Ukrainian Government

The biggest money laundering organization in the world. They scammed us out of billions of dollars just so that we can send them weapons. They also have connections to Hunter Biden.
I heard somewhere that the Ukrainian Government is the world’s biggest money laundering organization.
by FreeDonbass2006 November 25, 2022
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Ukrainian bonnet

When a man shaves his head bald, puts a crazy amount of lube on it and shoves his head into the vagina of a woman.
Dan: Hey why did Ted go Bald?

Tyler: I heard he wanted to give his girlfriend a Ukrainian bonnet.

Dan: What a sick fuck!
by shaved all over September 11, 2012
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Ukrainian Blowjob

Hey Jenny i heard you gave Derii a Ukrainian Blowjob.
by Jamisyn likes poopy May 4, 2019
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Ukrainian Gloryhole

An opening to screw an opponent over that could drastically backfire if you insert yourself into it.
President Trump found his Ukrainian Gloryhole and inserted the full weight of his office into it in order to have a foreign power damage a political rival; now the House is Impeaching him.”

“Ivan saw what he thought was opportunity to discreetly screw his neighbor whom he hates but finds attractive. This opportunity was a Ukrainian Gloryhole - the opening he inserted himself into went through his neighbor’s dining room wall. In return Mike received a chorus of shouts and scolding borscht was flung onto his penis.”

“Backstabbing Russia was Adolf Hitler’s Ukrainian Gloryhole.”
by wet.spaghett October 12, 2019
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Ukrainian Bobsled

A Ukrainian Bobsled is a term used to describe a process in which you shave or wax a girl's entire body, and then four guys ride her down a slide of some sort.

A Ukrainian Bobsled can also be a noun describing the woman being ridden.
"There is only one of her and four of us. Guess we're going to have to do the Ukrainian Bobsled"

noun: "She's so tall, I'll bet she would make a great Ukrainian Bobsled"
by Edificially October 27, 2010
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