When You Leave a turd in the microwave for a long period of time so that when the person opens up the microwave, the turd explodes, like a landmine.
by BIG C aka the coolest kid evar December 6, 2010
Get the Ukrainian Landmine mug.Ukrainian Radar Detector (noun): A speeding vehicle which when followed, acts as a radar detector for the vehicle behind it, by being detected at radar traps and pulled over, thus allowing the following vehicle to pass the radar trap.
Etymology:
-The premodifier "Ukrainian" is in place to denote the low-budget, hack-job, ghettoness of using a "Ukrainian radar detector"
-The head of the noun, "radar detector" is used ironically in that the vehicle does not actually detect radar waves, but simply distracts the police for the vehicle behind it.
Etymology:
-The premodifier "Ukrainian" is in place to denote the low-budget, hack-job, ghettoness of using a "Ukrainian radar detector"
-The head of the noun, "radar detector" is used ironically in that the vehicle does not actually detect radar waves, but simply distracts the police for the vehicle behind it.
Driver: "There's a speed trap ahead, we'd better follow another speeder so he can be our Ukrainian radar detector."
Ukrainian: "Yes! Ukrainian radar detector is best radar detector!"
Ukrainian: "Yes! Ukrainian radar detector is best radar detector!"
by Viktor Yanukovych January 25, 2014
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Tyler: I heard he wanted to give his girlfriend a Ukrainian bonnet.
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“President Trump found his Ukrainian Gloryhole and inserted the full weight of his office into it in order to have a foreign power damage a political rival; now the House is Impeaching him.”
“Ivan saw what he thought was opportunity to discreetly screw his neighbor whom he hates but finds attractive. This opportunity was a Ukrainian Gloryhole - the opening he inserted himself into went through his neighbor’s dining room wall. In return Mike received a chorus of shouts and scolding borscht was flung onto his penis.”
“Backstabbing Russia was Adolf Hitler’s Ukrainian Gloryhole.”
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A Ukrainian Bobsled can also be a noun describing the woman being ridden.
A Ukrainian Bobsled can also be a noun describing the woman being ridden.
"There is only one of her and four of us. Guess we're going to have to do the Ukrainian Bobsled"
noun: "She's so tall, I'll bet she would make a great Ukrainian Bobsled"
noun: "She's so tall, I'll bet she would make a great Ukrainian Bobsled"
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