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Twooper

is a really quick shit close to two minutes may even be a non wiper
dude we can't leave for sushi yet i gotta make some fucking room. before we leave i gotta take a twooper
by Dirty Dally22 November 3, 2009
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tooble

A really cool and outgoing person. He/she has a lot of friends and gets along with everyone. Everyone wants to be a tooble
Patrick: Brittney, you are a tooble!

Brittney: Aww, shucks :)
by hotpuertorican May 11, 2010
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twoofer

1. derogatory term for those on the outer edges of the 9/11 truth movement.
2. derogatory term for any conspiracy theorist or political extremist who regularly uses the phrase 'speaking truth to power'
The twoofer said I was following the sheeple for not believing 9/11 was done with holograms, and that he was speaking truth to power
by tompaines ghost October 27, 2007
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twoosh

A perfect, 140 character Tweet on Twitter.
Nothing feels better than crafting a perfect twoosh.
by HellaMike April 7, 2008
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Tooba

Tooba's are known for their mind games and foreplay. Good looking and extremely good in bed, they'll leave you with a broken heart. Also known as the Sexy Bitch of their era.
1. "Man, she was soo good in bed, I thought we had somethin in common!"
-- "That's Tooba for you."
2. "All there was were lies and cheating."
--"Told you, once a tooba always a Tooba."
by Jules456 February 4, 2010
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Tooba

A variant of schizophrenia that displays multiple yet very specific personalities. The first of which is an angry gerbil that attempts to intimidate those around her through variant squeaking noises, often claiming that "you wont like me when I'm mad." The second displays itself as an amnesic zombie, unable to hold human conversations. And the third, but most common is a bodacious babe, that is both plucky and sweet. Other variants include being a bird lawyer, the main source of transportation for large Italian plumbers, and as a brass instrument of a similar sounding name.
Guy 1: Dude look at that hot piece of ass...

Err why is she making that noise
Guy 2: Goddammit Tooba...you're not ah Tuba

Tooba: Aaararrgghhhashhh
Guy 1: Oh my god...this again
by Notatumah! August 18, 2013
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twomb

pronounced: tOO-m
1. a person who has little to no personality, and relies on the actions of others to boost their reputation.
2. also can be referred to an object or situation making little sense or lacking depth.
3. usually said at the end of a joke, lacking amusement
1. "Michael is the biggest twomb"
2. "are you kidding? that rollercoaster is way too twomb for me" or "Newlyweds is a twomb show"
3. "man, that joke was unbelievably twomb"
by ja hellothere October 29, 2005
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