To hit/strike someone, normally in the face or the genitals.
The phrase "I'll twat you one" is closely linked to this word.
The phrase "I'll twat you one" is closely linked to this word.
Past Tense:
Guy 1: My Grandmother was looking at my porn collection yesterday...
Guy 2: Jesus man, what did you do?!
Guy 1: I twatted her one and it was lights out.
Present Tense:
Guy 1: Look a bunch of emos!
Guy 2: Let's start twatting them!
Guy 1: My Grandmother was looking at my porn collection yesterday...
Guy 2: Jesus man, what did you do?!
Guy 1: I twatted her one and it was lights out.
Present Tense:
Guy 1: Look a bunch of emos!
Guy 2: Let's start twatting them!
by Dave(thepunkyone) January 15, 2006
Get the Twatting mug.The act of going to a restaurant for the sole purpose of watching the really fat people eat. Best whale watching locations include buffets, all-you-can-eat pancake dinners, and friday night fish fries.
The family and I went out to Old Country Buffet last Friday to go whale watching. We saw this one orca go back for six plates. We took pictures.
by Jack August 5, 2006
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Twitchinese is an uncomprehendable english sub dialect spewed out by a substance abusing sketched out stressball with Turret's. It is usually void of consonents but full of fragmented sentences and slurring blended vowels. Usually ends up in a remark about fucking your mother.
Lasabaduhda, a ha ha ha, subadoo an all the people say, HA! -James Brown from Delerious. Don Vito from Viva La Bam speaks a form of Twitchinese. This elusive mammal is found in Kelowna B.C. and is more missunderstood than the Ogopogo.
by Shroby April 3, 2007
Get the Twitchinese mug.When a teacher that teaches an elective or other nonsense subject, such as chorus, assigns a large, time-consuming, difficult and mundane assignment in order to make your life miserable. They do this to make themselves feel better about the fact that they teach a subject that nobody cares about, trying to make themselves feel like an ACTUAL teacher. They often do this at a time when it is extremely inconvenient for you, for instance, when your time would be better spent studying for midterms.
Mike: "Did you hear about the research paper that the home economics teacher is forcing us to write on the history of muffins?"
Emily: "Really? When I have finals to study for? That is such teaching hubris."
Emily: "Really? When I have finals to study for? That is such teaching hubris."
by angrystudent13 May 10, 2010
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by Not Vijay May 1, 2006
Get the Watching Sailor Moon mug.People watching in a location or neighborhood where only beautiful people hang out, such as a Whole Foods market. Comparable to observing exotic birds at a zoo.
Let's go to Whole Foods - I'm in the mood for some beautiful-people-watching.
H: Ooh, look at that dude pick out his protein-rich drinks. I bet his name is Nate and he's going kayaking after this.
Z: Hmm, do you think that girl with the shiny hair is his girlfriend or his sister?
H: I'm gonna say that's his mom. She has very nice skin for her age, though.
H: Ooh, look at that dude pick out his protein-rich drinks. I bet his name is Nate and he's going kayaking after this.
Z: Hmm, do you think that girl with the shiny hair is his girlfriend or his sister?
H: I'm gonna say that's his mom. She has very nice skin for her age, though.
by UD Phwoar July 22, 2011
Get the beautiful-people-watching mug.Possibly one of the worst books ever written. Commonly applied as literative torture to High School freshmen.
by PapaFrita March 12, 2005
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