A tuna breather is typically a white rat like canine, that has been alive for far too long. Battered and old, this creature has unbearably stanky breath like that of spoiled tuna. These creatures always happen to be spewing their moist coochie breath right into your nostrils. Common characteristics of the tuna breather may include yellowing snaggle teeth, milky dried out eyeballs and discolored fur as a result of an ongoing yeast infection, not to mention a constant smattering of fecal matter upon its anus. Surprisingly, this creature is beloved by its family and treated like a spoiled child, despite its distasteful appearance and mannerisms. Practice caution when coming in contact with a tuna breather.
Lila: I am just so excited for you to meet my dog “Cherry”, she is just the sweetest little thing!
Mary: OMG I love all dogs, I can’t wait!
*lila opens the door to her house*
*Mary is overwhelmed by the smell of fish that wafts from betwixt the tuna breathers jaw, as it lunges to lick her face*
Mary: OMG I love all dogs, I can’t wait!
*lila opens the door to her house*
*Mary is overwhelmed by the smell of fish that wafts from betwixt the tuna breathers jaw, as it lunges to lick her face*
by Shrimp16 August 25, 2020
Get the Tuna breathermug. 
when a man wraps his erect penis is a warm towel (between 98 and 103 degrees F), warms for approximately 3 minutes, unwraps and inserts into vagina. This action results in a perfectly toasted tuna.
"Hey honey, my vagina is really cold. Could you give me the tuna toaster?"
"Oochie in my coochie! I just got tuna toasted!!"
"Oochie in my coochie! I just got tuna toasted!!"
by Beanandbear December 15, 2011
Get the Tuna Toastermug. super tuna is a song that BTS jin wrote and produced that was released on his 29th birthday on december 4, 2021. he told us not to do the challenge but currently the whole world had done it, even made it to billboard and forbes ikr super tuna soty
by minstradamusd December 16, 2021
Get the super tunamug. Cocaine. Preferably forgotten cocaine that has been on you during a plain flight. Often it is found at a moment when most needed, usually when looking for other drugs. In general it means good needed cocaine
We pulled up to the after after party looking for that K but found some Mississippi tuna instead. Score
by Philly Pope February 24, 2014
Get the Mississippi Tunamug. When a stripper fingers herself durning a lap dance and rubs two fingers accross the customer's upper lip afterwards.
Brandon was going to eat dinner after the strip club with his buddies but changed his mind after receiving a helping of tuna sanchez from a stripper.
by forge69 January 25, 2010
Get the tuna sanchezmug. Janice! Don't flick your tuna crumpets at me you dirty whore!
Tell Tina to stop eating her tuna crumpets, it's disgusting...
Tell Tina to stop eating her tuna crumpets, it's disgusting...
by myspace.com/gatesofburial September 1, 2009
Get the Tuna Crumpetsmug.