Turd Wrench 

A toilet plunger

hey steve i just clogged the toilet with a massive shit. go get me the turd wrench

Turd Wrench by shazam8992 June 10, 2009

Turd Hobbit 

A type of internet troll with poor hygiene and an obsession with Dungeons & Dragons; socially challenged man-children who congregate at anonymous online message boards to dispense opinionated advice.

Although the appearance of many turd hobbits is unknown, sociologist Myree Feinstein-Hernandez characterizes them as middle-aged, balding, and overweight. They adopt personas (which they call"characters") for themselves based on Conan the Barbarian or "Warduke", a toy produced in the 1980s.

Turd Hobbit by TyrannoMurid October 30, 2022

Turd Itch

The special kind of burn your ass experiences when you fail to completely wipe off your arse after taking a dump. Synonymous to a person making you feel ever so slightly shitty. Similar to shit itch, but with a burn.

My ex keeps calling, I have a serious case of turd itch!

Turd Itch by Gozzum October 11, 2014

Turd munchies 

When you drop a massive turd and feel hungry afterwards.

Tim ate all of the pizza because he had the turd munchies after dropping a huge deuce.

Turd munchies by Lord Fartington master of shit December 21, 2014

Turd Merger 

When two or more turds come together to form a single unit.

Note: Originally defined by the character Artemis in the hit comedy, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,"

Guy 1: Wow! Did you see that turd merger someone left in the toilet?
Guy 2: Yah that was a beastly piece of crap!

Turd Merger by the Hot Rod enthusiast November 25, 2009

Turd Tour 

Pooping on a different floor or building so your coworkers won’t know the demonic things you’re capable of.

“Man, I just saw Shawn enter the third floor men’s washroom. Definitely took a turd tour, trying to make it look like someone on the third floor look like a serial office poo’er”

“One of the third floor guys came to the fourth floor then saw it was occupied and got turd tour road blocked.”

Turd Tour by officeworklife July 1, 2015

turd moth 

Someone who uses a claim that they are a Type A personality or an Alpha to explain something they did.

Person 1: Why are you doing that for?

Person 2: Im a Type A, its what we do.

Person 1: You're a fucking turd moth.

turd moth by Actual Ltd. November 5, 2022