Toadaso

Different variaton of " I told you so. "

See? I toadaso. Never ever call em' porchmonkeys or you might get your ass beat. I fuckin' toadaso!

by lifeordeath42 October 9, 2008

Toad Hole

A vagina when used in combination with a Tadpole Cannon.

My Tadpole Cannon accidentaly fired in her Toad Hole, I hope we don't make any frogs.

I destroyed her Toad Hole with my Tadpole Cannon.

Her Toad Hole smelled like swamp when I sniff-tested her, but I still used my Tadpole Cannon anyway.

by Three Chauches October 18, 2006

Toad Eating Pelican

One who drinks too much alcohol while smoking too much marijuana and begins to think he/she knows it all when he/she actually does not have a clue what they are talking about.

Every time you get completely wasted you are such a toad eating pelican.

by Peckerwood247420 June 3, 2009

toadquail

a word you use instead of "cringeworthy" aka a word you use when you don't want them to know you are referring to something "cringey"

"yo Abia is so toadquail with her new boyfriend Amin"

by abd al bari April 6, 2017

toadette

toad’s girl version

toadette sounds like minnie

by ttttoad November 10, 2022

Sand Toad

A small pungent nefarious amphibian, which species ranges from throughout the Northern and Southern hemisphere. The small creature makes an aggravating noise (often misconstrued as a fart), and secretes an odor that could choke a maggot. These amphibians conduct this defense when in close proximity to a group of males, specifically if the group has recently devoured exotic spicy foods.

Rashad: Dude, WTF is that smell?

Ridwan: I don't know man, I think I just startled a Sand Toad!

by ASG-KU July 29, 2010

Curb Traded

When someone takes some shit you left on the curb and replaces it with lesser quality shit of their own.

Bill: "Dude, I put my old armchair on the curb last night and this morning found a love seat! WTF?"

Marv: "You got curb traded my friend."

Bill: Shit.

by mnijc2 October 20, 2010