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The Time Traveler's Wife

One of the best books you will ever read. Also, is a movie coming out August 14, 2009 with Rachel McAdams and Eric Bana. The story is by Audrey Niffenegger and follows Henry as he time travels uncontrollably due to a genetic disorder called Chrono Displacement. He leaves everything but his body behind. He visits big events in his life, most importantly, he visits the love of his life Clare, through all years of her life. A great read.
From The Time Traveler's Wife:
Clare: It's hard being left behind. I wait for Henry, not knowing where he is, wondering if he's okay. It's hard to be the one who stays.

I keep myself busy. Time goes faster that way.
I hate to be where she is not, when she is not. And yet, I am always going, and she cannot follow.

Henry: I hate to be where she is not, when she is not. And yet, I am always going, and she cannot follow.
by chello313 June 16, 2009
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time traveling

A vodka phenomenon, where significant periods of time are traveled past and the intoxicated person believes they have teleported to a new physical location where minutes, hours, days, or even weeks have passed.
After five dirty martinis and a dose of Ecstasy I went to the men's room and right when I stepped out I was squeezing the badunkadunk of Queen Latifah from behind in a stall in the ladies room. There were red horned monkeys perched on the walls moving their heads back and forth watching her huge breasts jiggling, and I knew that I had gone time traveling again.
by Lar January 1, 2006
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traveller

getting a random or sporadic erection while travelling, can be quite embarrasing and is usually kept hidden.
Dude, i got the biggest traveller on the plane and had to hide it from the lady seated next to me.
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Travelanche

When a considerable amount of bags and/or suitcases get packed into the back of a vehicle to the point that they are about to fall out.
"Suzzy, if you put any more bags in the car we'll have a travelanche."
by Ryman90 February 4, 2010
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traveling hobbyist

A wandering womanizer moved to fuck, yet can't move the fuck on. Galliventer; hobbyist.
With only $25 and a dream, the traveling hobbyist's Moscow trip last year was upsetting due to mechanical Russian hookers who still lingered in his mind as he wasted day of haggling on the streets of Warsaw.
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Chav Travel

Can be many variables including a modded car that is crap with a big bore exhaust to make it sound crap and as economical as taking a crap.
To taking the bus where all too many fights and generally violations of the law take place. Also includes BMX's because they are cheap crap and bikes from stores that aren't a specific bike shop. Including shops like Halfords (in England)
Christ, that bus smelt of sex piss

Well... it was chav travel.
by Fighting the increasing majority September 30, 2007
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5d chess with multiverse time travel

a popular digital-only chess variant that costs $7.91 on steam, and also the greatest mindfuck besides quantum mechanics
me: have you played 5d chess with multiverse time travel?
you: no
me: me neither :(
by d0nu7m4n January 4, 2022
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