Torped

To be "torped" is when either you or your friends are storming on a night out or an event, when your batteries are at full charge. Derived from the marine weapon the torpedo which charges through water and inflicts maximum damage onto things it connects with. It can also be used to describe random, crazy or astonishing behavior by a person.

"Did you see how much cocaine he did last night? He was so torped."
"I spoke to her for 5 minutes and then shagged her in someones front garden, it was fully torped."
"Mate the football on Saturday is going to super torped, cant wait"

by Breamy January 2, 2020

Sausage Torpedo

English slang for penis. Also known as Bacon torpedo, meat wand, Flesh staff etc.

Hey baby, why dont you and I lounge around and play with my Sausage Torpedo.

by Mike Bruce October 3, 2005

Tijuana Torpedo

A Tijuana Torpedo is that painful shit you take after you eat some hella spicy Mexican food.

Guy 1: Hey man, you okay?
Guy 2: No, I just dropped a Tijuana Torpedo
Guy 1: Oh hell

by Fuqwan Hurricane Tiger Blood June 16, 2016

neato torpedo

An interesting, kid-friendly way to say something is "cool" or "neat." If one were to use this expression in front of one's friends (especially if one was male), one would probably be called a fag, gay, or queer, although I might not agree with them.

Bill: Wow that car was tripped out
Bob: Yeah, it was neato torpedo!
Bill: Fag!

by Diana Stephens May 25, 2005

back door torpedo

when you are having sex with a girl and you are about to cum, in one deft movement you pull out and shove it in her anus without warning and immediately ejaculate in a sexual explosion.

last night i gave julie a back door torpedo!

by russland September 10, 2010

pink torpedo

a male member

Damn, I'd like to sink her battleship with my pink torpedo

by manfat June 28, 2003

Tored

Tired and bored

oh man, im so tored, im gonna go to bed..

by katyaisthebest November 29, 2010