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neato torpedo

An interesting, kid-friendly way to say something is "cool" or "neat." If one were to use this expression in front of one's friends (especially if one was male), one would probably be called a fag, gay, or queer, although I might not agree with them.
Bill: Wow that car was tripped out
Bob: Yeah, it was neato torpedo!
Bill: Fag!
by Diana Stephens May 25, 2005
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pink torpedo

Damn, I'd like to sink her battleship with my pink torpedo
by manfat June 28, 2003
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Speedo torpedo

Speedo torpedo: sporting an penile erection when wearing an overly tight bathing suit, such as a Speedo.
Stepanie said to Michelle, "Check out that self-deluded tool, he thinks he looks hot sporting a Speedo torpedo. He makes me want to spew."
by TooSick4U July 15, 2007
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The Devil's Torpedo

The Devil's Torpedo is a sexual maneuver in which the normally dominant partner allows the submissive partner to penetrate their bunghole with an object coated with hot chili sauce.
Todd:Dude! Larry totally let his wife give him the devil's torpedo!
Norm: Wicked bro!
by SaintJames73 September 6, 2017
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German Torpedo

Swiming with a typical female...in the middle of marco polo she hears a sudden shriek, as you swim towards her asshole shaping the hand into a torpedo shoving your hand up her ass...do not forget to shriek.
bro, i german torpedoed her so bad last night, she blew up
by steve palumbo March 6, 2008
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torpedo tongue

When you spread your girls(or boys) ass cheeks and plunge your tongue in her ass like a torpedo.
I asked my girl what she got me for my birthday, and she gave me a torpedo tongue.
by lumpy1972 October 19, 2010
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chineese torpedo

Chineese torpedo is when a couple is having sexual intercorse doggystyle and then for the hell of it the man takes out the womens arms and she goes head first divng like a torpedo ;)
Babe think fastt... (swipe) BANG!. lol u were like a chineese torpedo
by qreymackq December 25, 2009
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