Topper

A misogynistic, narrow-minded, sexist, foolish, self-important, buffoon whose favoured clothes are expensive sports apparel.

The word is a parody of "top boy" and the people it applies to are not top boys.

You can't say that you top b......

The place was full of toppers leering at all the women.

He is "so top" or He is terrible "a total topper".

by Heraclitus stopfordian March 26, 2023

angel topper

Deeply closeted man.

Referring to a man so deeply closeted he sits between the bag that says Goodwill and your grandma’s old Christmas decor.

Yeah he says he’s straight but I think he’s an angel topper.

by grillboss26 April 26, 2023

Pencil Topper

1. A way to describe any tall and thin person that rides on top. 2. Any person that rides a small dick.

Bro, Natalie is like the perfect pencil topper.

by Castlemaniatv March 29, 2021

chili topper

A punch in the tit.

Guys use to chili topper me in middle school all the time, and I liked it.

by Allzwater April 7, 2016

Topper Snorkel Double Cheek

Ask Delilah, it’s her favourite move.

Delilah is a pro meister with the Topper Snorkel Double Cheek

by Cisco3 December 11, 2019

Chart Toppers

When young adults or teenagers dress trendy and act like they are really cool. Often travel in packs with other chart toppers. They will often mimick clothing that they see on MTV. You may see them shopping at Hot Topic and Abercrombie & Fitch

Damn look at those chart toppers, they sure look stupid.

by Big G 31 April 11, 2008

Coffin Topper

A photo worthy of remembrance placed on top of coffin.

“That’s such a great photo of Gran, definitely a coffin topper.”

by Dani Lyons July 10, 2024