dick and toast

Unknowledgeable or having very little meaning or substance. Generally useless

Sam Lampe got a degree in dick and toast.

by damrogers December 10, 2013

throw a toaster in a bathtub

to commit suicide

John throw a toaster in a bathtub. He's dead now.

by hitlerbreastmilk October 13, 2018

What the Cinnamon Toast F*ck is this

A reaction used to describe awkward moments such as a cracker saying the n-word.

What the Cinnamon Toast F*ck is this

by Thanoid June 1, 2020

getting a toaster oven

When someone comes out of the closest.

Based off a joke from the 1997 episode, "The Puppy Episode", from the sitcom Ellen; when a gay person "recruits" enough people they then receive a toaster oven from "Headquarters" as a reward.

Mel is finally getting a toaster oven from headquarters!

by stonebutchclues June 24, 2017

all that jelly and no toast

when you see a girl who has potential and is attractive but isnt giving it to any guy

Look at that girl standing over there...all that jelly and no toast..

by ThatNiggaRule September 20, 2006

Toaster Doobies

When you drop your joint in beer and have to put it in the toaster oven on low to bake it.

Oh no! I dropped my doobie in my beer, put the fucking toaster oven on low. BING, cool our Toaster Doobies are ready.

by Brunnerman February 14, 2009

Toaster Bath

When you head to the bathroom, fill up the bath with water, plug in your toaster near said bath and hop in the bath with your toaster

Go Commit Toaster Bath

by Mustard Panda September 28, 2018