when a man sticks a bottle of toothpaste in a girl's butthole and squeezes it all into the butthole. Then the girl shits on his penis and he brushes her teeth with it
by TheRealDealDentist April 06, 2011
after a girl swallows your load, you then kiss her afterwards before she brushes her teeth, therefore exposing yourself to swallowing your own babies
by Rotorious 31 June 08, 2010
The Used Toothbrush is a sexual act in which a man ejaculates on the tip of another mans penis who then proceeds to receive oral sex with the semen on the end of his penis.
Guy #1: How'd it go last night?
Guy #2: Jenny is a slut for real, her boyfriend and I did the Used Toothbrush on her
Guy #2: Jenny is a slut for real, her boyfriend and I did the Used Toothbrush on her
by LeeStories January 13, 2021
Toothbrush Proctology is a revolutionary new procedure where your doctor checks up your anus for interior hemmorhoids using a toothbrush
Yeah dude my doctor had to use toothbrush proctology in my yearly exam to check for any problems. Wait a minute. What do you mean there is no such procedure? Oh crap then why did I like it so much? So should I call a lawyer or schedule another appointment for tomorrow? Its covered by my insurance you know.
by snausages333 October 22, 2006
A Sushi Toothbrush is where you are woken up by someone who has recently fingered a woman sticking their index finger in your mouth and brushing your teeth like a toothbrush.
Often performed on the morning after a party or by a moody wife thinking of different ways to get her husband out of bed.
Most effective when used on someone who has never eaten muff before.
Often performed on the morning after a party or by a moody wife thinking of different ways to get her husband out of bed.
Most effective when used on someone who has never eaten muff before.
(the night after a party)
Man: Is Jason still sleeping?
Woman: Yes, he's asleep upstairs, why?
Man: Well I just fingered a girl and I'm pretty sure this is going to be the best chance in my life I get to effectively Sushi Toothbrush someone.
Woman: You do know I'm Jason's mother, right?
Man: .... Your point is?
Man: Is Jason still sleeping?
Woman: Yes, he's asleep upstairs, why?
Man: Well I just fingered a girl and I'm pretty sure this is going to be the best chance in my life I get to effectively Sushi Toothbrush someone.
Woman: You do know I'm Jason's mother, right?
Man: .... Your point is?
by thatsatsumaman June 01, 2011
The morning after a late night; characterized by a wet toothbrush because you brushed your teeth just a few hours ago when you went to bed. Not necessarily but usually waking up for work after a late night of drinking.
Adam: You look like hell. Did you even sleep between the party and work this morning?
Justin: Yeah but it was a wet toothbrush morning.
Justin: Yeah but it was a wet toothbrush morning.
by Guy Snyder September 16, 2014
Brushing your teeth with a penis.
by Jaretsvjj January 05, 2011