Toner

A boner you get from great tone.

Did you hear Ryne's new pedal? I just got a major toner.

by troy>i September 14, 2011

Toolery

1. Being a jerk
2. Acting like a tool

Hitting him in his happy place was a prime example of toolery!

by StillNotAdam September 15, 2009

toner

A nickname for a canadian drunk who comes down to Lakewood every year and gets hammered out of his gourd. Known to wet himself on numerous occasions. Might be seen with a smoke in one hand and a beer in another. Will eat or drink crazy things for bets. Will fester in own juices. Beware

Example # 1:
PasserBy # 1 - Hey isn't that Toner passed out by the wall?

PasserBy # 2 - What's that wet stain he's lyin' in?

Example # 2:

TIRED GUY: Who the fuck is that yelling over there, it's 6 am?

GIRLFRIEND: Fuckin' Toner!!!!!!

by Johnny Lakewood August 28, 2005

Tokerface

when you are trying to make someone think you are not high by trying to act cool

Naw man hes got the best tokerface.

by RLC5493 February 24, 2011

two toner

When a poop is two toned in colour.

The perfect two toner would be when the two colours are split in a diagonal line. You must not flush a two toner, for it is a very rare occurrence when a poop graces us with a two tone appearance. Do NOT cover with toilet paper, and be sure to take a picture and be proud.

by Two Tone Thorings August 30, 2009

Tookers

a word used to describe a mans testicles

That mug really could do with a kick up the tookers.

by fanny schniffer October 26, 2011

0-tolerance

making no exception to a rule or law

The town had a 0-tolerance policy for DUI.

by The Return of Light Joker January 31, 2008