Toobin

To fap, masturbate, or pleasure yourself while on a video conference call.

I am so embarrassed...I got caught toobin it on a zoom call earlier today.

by digitalmachine October 20, 2020

Toobin

As made famous by CNN contributor, Jeffrey Toobin. Whacking the weasel during a work related Zoom Call.

"How's work going today Bob???"

"Nothing to do but Toobin! Hopefully nobody saw me."

by Sleazy B. Martini October 24, 2020

Toobin

One who leans so far to the left; the right is ignored during a Zoom call.

Jeffrey decided to Toobin during a Zoom call and, although his right hand is functional, developed Carpal Tunnel syndrome in his left hand.

by Biden2029 October 20, 2020

Toobin

When you're caught masturbating on a Zoom call.

I thought I had turned off the zoom call, but had my pants down and got caught Toobin.

by Doc Attitude October 19, 2020

Toobin

To masturbate while in a videocall using a videotelephony and online chat service such as Zoom, Telegram, Instagram, etc.

This term was coined after New Yorker reporter Jeffrey Toobin was caught masturbating on a Zoom call.

Students caught toobin during my class's online session will be reported to NYU for misconduct.

I'm of the opinion that there's nothing wrong with toobin... that's unless you voluntary expose yourself .

by TheUrbanSchollar June 10, 2021

Toobin

(Verb) to masturbate while someone is watching, especially via some form of internet video chat format. You know, to choke the one eyed monster, stroke the salami, pull the pud, poaching the egg, making the bald man cry, dialing the rotary phone, finding Nemo, badgering the witness, tugging the slug, jerkin’ the gherkin, making Pearl Jam, ordering Tartar sauce, bashing the bishop, waxing the carrot, painting the ceiling, jerking off, rousing the governor.

Man, he was Toobin it like there was no tomorrow, in an almost angry, yet sad and pitiful manner

by Bob, master of all he surveys October 20, 2020

Toobin

When you misunderstand someone asking to see your jacket as them asking to see you jack-it.

Yes, that is my penis. I apologize! I guess I was Toobin.

by Frank Grimes VIII October 20, 2020