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getting a toaster oven

When someone comes out of the closest.

Based off a joke from the 1997 episode, "The Puppy Episode", from the sitcom Ellen; when a gay person "recruits" enough people they then receive a toaster oven from "Headquarters" as a reward.
Mel is finally getting a toaster oven from headquarters!
by stonebutchclues June 24, 2017
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all that jelly and no toast

when you see a girl who has potential and is attractive but isnt giving it to any guy
Look at that girl standing over there...all that jelly and no toast..
by ThatNiggaRule September 20, 2006
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tearstick

1. something an actor applies to their eyes which stings, producing fake tears, for an emotional scene. you could just buy an onion but a tearstick is more hollywood, and also quite a secret within the industry.

2. another word for a penis of large girth. when inserted, it will tear up any vagina or ass, no matter how tight or loose they be.

3. tearstick is also an AOL screen name widely known to belong to a famous celebrity. the livejournal gossip community ohnotheydidnt revealed this in 2005.
1. "pass me my tearstick, my dog dies in this scene and i can't work up the balls to cry"

2. "ralph's tearstick really did a number on my cooch last night"

3. "why won't that tearstick answer my instant messages? does he think he's better than me just coz he owns 4 houses and 19 cars?"
by Gabo71 May 16, 2006
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Toaster Doobies

When you drop your joint in beer and have to put it in the toaster oven on low to bake it.
Oh no! I dropped my doobie in my beer, put the fucking toaster oven on low. BING, cool our Toaster Doobies are ready.
by Brunnerman February 14, 2009
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Toaster Bath

When you head to the bathroom, fill up the bath with water, plug in your toaster near said bath and hop in the bath with your toaster
by Mustard Panda September 28, 2018
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Toast sweat

When you leave a piece of hot toast on a surface and it leaves condensation. Explained in Fraiser, episode 24 "My coffee with Niles"
Martin: By the way you left a mess in the kitchen.
Frasier: I had a piece of toast!
Martin: Yeah, and you didn't use a plate like I asked you too, and you put it in under the counter. And all because you left a bunch a crumbs and toast sweat there!
Niles: Toast sweat?
Frasier: Yes, yes, it's when you put a piece of hot toast on any surface, and it leaves droplets of dew behind. Haven't you heard dad's lecture on the evils of toast sweat? It's the scourge of our times.
by Exploding_Carrots February 29, 2008
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toast it up

1. (v) to toast it up is to make more intense - to bring up the energy level, often at a party or a basement show. Originated in the underground hip-hop scene in New Brunswick.
Damn, man! Let's get some music in here!

Yeah - come on, someone toast it up!
by LadyOrtiger January 11, 2010
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