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What some chick said in her review of Urban Dictionary. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Fucking hilarious!
Some bitch "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!?"

Hym "Did... Did you not read the things I wrote? That. That's what I was thinking. I wrote the things that I thought. It's not that difficult to understand..."

Some bitch "Why!?"

Hym "Look. A large portion of the site is sexual in nature. No talking about my context. The other idiots. No one follows the rules. The site was clearly 18+ even before I started getting into it. It's an entirely unregulated platform. There were are people writing literal erotic 3 times a night. Literal play-by-plays of people getting nailed. Likely by retards."

Dumb can't "What about the children!?"

Hym "Fuck them kids. That is a YOU problem. I can sit here and complain about my life and YOUR response to ME is 'that's YOUR problem.' Well, ok. Uno reverse card. Not my problem."

Iam "... Ahhh... We're sorry. We weren't even think about that..."

Hym "I'm not sorry for shit. You can eat shit."

Iam "Don't... Just... Yeah, we're probably the worst of it but there is already a lot of inappropriate stuff on the site."

Hym "Exactly! Writing on UD is like taking a shit in a porta potty. If you expect it to be more hygienic then a regular bathroom then you're an idiot and it was already full of shit when I walked in."
by Hym Iam June 5, 2022
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thinking

A past time that has been forgotten by americas youth and George W. Bush
"Dude so like the other day I was sitting there you know, and all of a sudden this idea came to me on how to solve this problem I'd been having it was weird."

"Yeah, I heard of something like that once its called like thinking or thoughting or something"

"Is it deadly?"
by penny-lane December 31, 2008
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Rational American Thinking

The simplistic logic system of Bush supporters and other morons - apparently you have to trust him because he's President (even though 49% of the US population didn't vote for him), and anyone who criticises America is either jealous of their greatness, embittered French people who surrender all too easily, or a member of the global al-Qu'eda network.
by OD Smith March 23, 2005
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Car Tinking

The act of throwing pennies at oncoming traffic from either the driver's seat, or back left seat of a moving car to achieve a 'tink' sound. This tink sound is a loud thwack on the receiving end. Timing is key so that windshields are not hit or broken. Occasionally nickels are used, by experienced tinkers, for a devastating effect.
Why is schultzy gettin arrested?
Oh cuz he decided to go car tinking in the daylight and didnt realize his first victim was a cop.
by guesswork July 21, 2009
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thinking think

thinkster
by faltaya22 May 7, 2018
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free thinking

The best way to live your life that prevents anxiety and depression
*example of free thinking*
Why the fuck would I listen to a man who believes that raping children is morally okay, but masturbating isn't?
by Dubiks January 12, 2019
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Thinking about you baby

The phrase "Thinking about you baby" is a term most commonly used by fuck boys in their own language. They use it to make their current female volunteers to feel good that they are the 'Only ones' that they are currently speaking too.
Ashley: Wyd babe?
JustinFuck boy: Just thinking about you baby <3
Ashley: Aww. thx babe!
by SlightlyInsaneBoy April 25, 2016
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