big ticket

describes something of high monetary value, importance, and/or power depending on the context.

1: I heard you recently landed one of those big ticket jobs at your company.

2: You're lucky I made that big ticket move in the game the other day, we would have lost the match otherwise.

by 0rang3 September 16, 2007

round trip meal ticket

To vomit,puke during or after a meal

1."after earl saw the pictures of his woman in a compromising position around trip meal ticket ensued"2.look there's another round trip meal ticket 3.who did this round trip meal ticket and didn't clean it up?4.1st there were the drinks, then the wine, then the lasagna,then came the round trip meal ticket

by mikel t August 24, 2006

worky ticket

Pushing ones luck. Pull a fast one.
Causing trouble, sometimes in a mischevious way, sometimes in an agressive way.
Used in North East England.

'By.. what a worky ticket he is!!'
or .. 'He's really working his ticket with me!'

by nicola usher September 5, 2008

the golden ticket

1) A Trojan Magnum condom, since the color of the wrapper is gold.
2)Refers to the fact that a man's penis is wider than average; therefore, needing a condom with more room.

"Hey, how did it go last night with your boyfriend?"

"Amazing! He's got the Golden Ticket."

by Ashley aka Bunny October 8, 2006

two ticket ass

A severely overweight aircraft passenger that knowingly defies airline policy and purchases a single ticket for airfare, fully aware their ass will occupy two or more seats. "Two ticket asses" are usually female, and play dumb as they attempt to board the aircraft, as if not understanding what all the fuss is about. They take perverse pleasure in making the life of the stewardess (aka walrus handler) miserable.

"I'm sorry, madame. You have only a single ticket and this airline has a policy that mandates the purchase of two tickets for severely overweight passengers. You'll have to go back to the check-in counter. No, mam, this is not a joke."

"Dayum, Shanika's bangin. You see dat barrel she towin? Dat some two ticket ass!"

by Mark_J January 16, 2009

thats the ticket

A phrase of relaxation, or pleasure. Commonly used when something goes just the way you want it to.

*leaning back in chair and stretching*..ahhhhh, thats the ticket...

by Pistol Starta February 11, 2004

Bitch Ticket

A submitted vote form or participation in an election that gives you the right to complain about the outcomes related to it.

You don't get to complain about Obama's stimulus package, your lazy ass didn't fill out a bitch ticket last year.

by austinphoenix December 24, 2009