putting words in the horse's mouth

interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them

boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on? That would be nice.

kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, and FYI it's actually Italian and Latin homework I was going to work on, later on the chemistry and physics.

by Uncle Dimma April 28, 2014

Akira Toriyama's other works besides the DB series

Things that no one in the US knows about, since so many pathetic fanboys are obsessed with DBZ.

DBZ fanboy: OMG, DBZ is teh coolest!!

Me: Can you name any of Akira Toriyama's other works?

DBZ fanboy: Umm... uh... Vegeta rocks!!

Me: (sigh)

by Bob882 October 9, 2004

The Alaskan Bull Worm Theory

The theory that the core of the Earth is not composed of metal or other minerals, but in-fact the Alaskan Bull Worm.
Since scientists are unable to gather samples of the Earth's core due to extreme temperatures and pressure it is completely plausible that the Alaskan Bull Worm lives there and it is his chamber, since we have no evidence to prove otherwise.

'Hey man, have you heard of quantum theory?'
'Nah, I've heard of the Alaskan Bull Worm Theory though'

by alaskanbullworm1 February 4, 2021

The Deadly Shaft Worm

It is a Parasitic Worm that, while you sleep, crawls up your shaft and slowly nibbles away at your prostate. Causing anal discomfort and extremely violent discharges, fluorescent in colour, and after a long time harbouring this parasite your testicles will distort and retract into your body. Then You Die

John : I woke up last night and my arse felt sore

Jack : Stay away from me, your home to The Deadly Shaft Worm now

by Shaft Inspector !!! February 24, 2011

The Seven Dirty Words

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. These were the original 7 words you can't say on TV created by the comedic genius, George Carlin.

"And all I could think of was shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits, man!"

"The seven dirty words you can NEVER say on television."

by undertakerfreak1127 March 20, 2006

OMG it works, the dislike button works

A phrase that people type in a tutorial video that has more dislikes than likes.

YouTube video: 1k dislikes and 500 likes.

Person: OMG it works, the dislike button works.

by Fan of Saints Row July 30, 2017

whack the one-eyed worm

to masturbate

Dave got so excited watching the Hammerettes he had to rush off at half-time and whack the one-eyed worm.

by Dunky Oggins November 25, 2003