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Asylum Seekers

A enthusiasm used by the woke far-left democratic fake-news media when referring to the massive illegal law-breaking criminal illegal immigrants invading the open southern borders of the United States of America, thanks to the incompetent child sniffing kid touching pedo president sleepy Joe Biden. Illegal law-breaking immigrants are absolutely NOT asylum seekers, since none of them are escaping any political persecution, nor are they being displaced due to any kind of war or violence. They are just poor. That's it. They're leaving they're nasty shit hole countries and invading the United States because they're poor, and the democratic far-left woke political party currently in power is encouraging and inviting them and providing them with free money, free housing, free food, free medicare, free clothes, free laundry, virtually EVERYTHING they need at the expense of the American tax payer's pocket.
"Asylum Seekers?! They're fucken criminal illegal immigrants taking all the shit that should be for us! Kid sniffing pedo President Biden is a scumbag, ESPECIALLY since he sniffs and touches children... ON CAMERA! WE ALL SEEN IT! GET THE KID SNIFFING PEDO OUTTA HERE!"
by 🌴Koopa High🌴 February 4, 2024
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Bolt Seeker

A seemingly crazy person. Someone with a Screw Loose, therefore they need a bolt to tighten it.
That Prime Minister Sunak is a right Bolt Seeker cancelling rules that didn't exist.

or
Anyone that rides a bicycle without a helmet is a total Bolt Seeker
by anonymous September 22, 2023
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Internet Attention Seeker

An internet attention seeker is somebody who will say something controversial just to get attention. They may attack the LGBTQ+ community or say something controversial such as "Pineapple on pizza is the best thing ever, anybody who disagrees sucks" and the tactics they use usually work. They are usually called a troll when somebody finds out the tactics, but the difference between a troll and an internet attention seeker is that the troll is not seeking any type of huge attention, and they will usually keep the trolls on the low.
by Czecho_Slovakia August 3, 2022
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Spice seeker

A girl (from any racial or ethnic background) who likes brown guys.

This term is to be used in a playful and confident way to highlight the passion between interracial dynamics, not to fetishise.
Friend 1: “Sarah is a spice seeker. She only dates brown guys.”
Sounds good to me 😏”
by wisemusic July 9, 2023
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guardian seeker

i am an incel and a cuck
i suck tyrant off
dude that guy is totally a guardian seeker
by guardian sucker October 24, 2020
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Night Seeker

A person who is very white in color, and can usually be found playing basketball. They resemble the Night Seekers in the movie " I am Legend "
Leo: Hey Greg, do you see that Night Seeker trying to play basketball?

Greg: Yea, what a fool.. at least there aren't any Heat Seekers on the court, we would be toast!
by Randy Spieth January 23, 2011
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Business class asylum seeker

Business Class Asylum Seeker (n.)
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.

Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
“Have you seen your sisters LinkedIn? Bragging about scaling her company and ‘creating opportunities’ — she’s the biggest business class asylum seeker I know. Claimed three COVID grants while leasing a Q5.”
by Hellohew July 18, 2025
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