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Maverick Salute

Verb; A way of showing the utmost respect in the New England pipefitters community in the highest regard. Whilst one is driving their lifted Ford Superduty, they strip down to nothing and place a single tube sock over their erect penis. The cotton wrapped penis is then displayed proudly out the driver side window to adjacent traffic by lifting ones ass off the drivers seat while maintaining constant foot pressure to the gas peddle. Upon completion of the display the middle and pointer fingers are raised to the mouth in a "V" formation and the tongue is fluttered between both digits. A dramatic increase in pressure is then applied to the gas pedal as the truck approaches the speed of liberty and dissapears into the red, white, and blue yonder. The spectacle is guaranteed to bring a tear to ones eye, Chuck Norris to his knees, and moisture back to the driest of panties.
Mike's old man is going to get arrested one of these days giving out those Maverick Salutes. Not only are they inappropriate, its downright reckless driving
by Lou_Sassel June 15, 2023
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serb salute

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

“I took this girl home from the bar last night, gave her the Serb salute in the back of the uber”
by quartercup January 18, 2020
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hitler salute

evrybody do the hitler salute
by aqwertyuioplkjhgfdszxcvbnm October 23, 2017
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sausage salute

The act of shaking your dick side to side, typically used to greet others or as a signal to your mate that it is sexy time.
Ex. Jackson runs into the room shaking his dick side to side.

Heather looks at dangling dick in horror and runs away screaming "Oh no.... not the sausage salute"
by Hamasaurus May 10, 2017
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semen salute

Begin masturbating at the beginning of the first note of the national anthem with your left hand while maintaining a proper salute and attempt to blow your load before the last note.
I finally completed my first semen salute yesterday. I am no longer allowed into fenway park.
by All around patriot August 27, 2013
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Tissue Salut

To jerk off and wipe the cum with tissue, Fap session
That picture deserves 5 tissue salut.
by Brutalvandal August 5, 2011
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Colasante Salutation

Invented by the renowned social architect John Colasante, author of the Colasante Protocol (also on Urbandictionary.com), the Colasante Salutation (aka Okbye) is a way of expeditiously ending any call. as such it's a perfect bookend to the Colasante Protocol, which is about starting a call. This has especially become important since the pandemic, where it seems nobody seems to know how to say goodbye without dragging it out anymore.

The Colasante Salutation is quite simple: as soon as the conversation runs out of steam, you immediately say "Okbye", your partner reciprocates, and you both immediately hang up.
Pre-Colasante Salutation:
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Well I guess I should get back to work | the kids | whatever
A: Yeah, I've got a ton of stuff to do too....
B: Alright, I guess I'll see you soon then
A: Yeah, it was nice catching up
B: Yes it was. Well... talk to you later.
A: Sure, see you soon.
B: Ok, uh, bye
A: bye
A + B: >click<

Post-Colasante Salutation
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Okbye
A: OKbye
A + B: >click<
by Die Fledermaus September 26, 2022
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