When an man takes a whole bottle of (preferably used in Diddy’s card reader before) baby oil and puts it all over a girls pussy opening and then proceeds to swipe a credit card along the pussy (might be some cuts) until climax. The man keeps going until the woman fills up the entire bottle of baby oil with squirt, ready to be used again.
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I was in an argument with someone Twitter who only used some parts of my texts to counter argue. What a selective reader!
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and contains the character from bungo stray dogs (Dazai), the 44th president of united states of america (Obama) and last is the reader!!!
and contains the character from bungo stray dogs (Dazai), the 44th president of united states of america (Obama) and last is the reader!!!
someone: what is Dazai x Obama x Reader?
someone 2: it's the hottest ship in ao3! can't wait for the new scandel ehehe
someone 2: it's the hottest ship in ao3! can't wait for the new scandel ehehe
by bigdickasian404 December 2, 2023
Get the dazai x obama x reader mug.When you and your squad have a group message going on, and one night they decide to turn up. But one or more members of your squad can't or doesn't want to go. So the following day he has to suffer and read the turn up that happen the night before of his squad. Therefore at that moment he becomes a reader.
White whiskers: damn that night was legit i got f**ked up!
Dj Tapatio: FR those two bitches where hot AF huh!!
Ed: yeah they were fine AF!!!
white whiskers: yeah *meow*
Gizmo: lmao
Dj tapatio: should've gone gizmo..
Ed: yeah fr giz
white whiskers: your a reader now!!
Dj Tapatio: FR those two bitches where hot AF huh!!
Ed: yeah they were fine AF!!!
white whiskers: yeah *meow*
Gizmo: lmao
Dj tapatio: should've gone gizmo..
Ed: yeah fr giz
white whiskers: your a reader now!!
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