Octopus nipples

The non-existent nipples of an octopus

I ate octopus nipples

by weenis boi 74 July 31, 2021

Blue Octopus

A blue octopus is a species of octopus which is blue and very smart. They are a Type 3 civilization.

They have their own space station, called Blue Octopus Space Station.

Person 1. I like Blue Octopuses.
Person 2. Epic!

by GamingBert52 June 24, 2021

Octopus Grip

When the male genitalia is gripped by a hand moving in an octopus-like motion with all five fingers.

This is common practice when the male is not yet erect as it is an effective method of stimulation.

NOTE: Not to be confused with the more portable Squid Grip which is only performed with three fingers (thumb, pointer, middle).

Guy 1: "Yo dawg, have you heard of octopus grip?"

Guy 2: "I was havin' a hard time getting it up so my girl performed that on me last week, niggah!"

by ax about me December 24, 2010

Octopus Trebuchet

Anything that is wildly impractical or ridiculous, but alot of fun.

"Hey, we're going to go try playing paintball while skateboarding, wanna come?"
"Well that sounds like an octopus trebuchet, I'm in!"

by Avila A. July 20, 2016

Golden octopus

When 8 guys stand around a chick and slap there tentacle ( penis) on her face while urinating. Then inks ( ejaculate) in her eyes.

Jenny from the block and the boys had some golden octopus fun last week.

by Reno9119 August 29, 2017

octopus to the face

A very bizarre and very nasty surprise.

Waking up and realizing Donald Trump had just been elected President was a real octopus to the face.

by Elemenopy Queuarestes October 3, 2018

Moody octopus

A moody octopus is a man that is sometimes happy and sometimes grumpy around women. He has octopus arms,usually on a nightclub dance floor, by reaching for the ladies too much

I was just dancing, Maria, and that guy who yelled at me in the queue to get in, just wanted to grind up on me from behind. What a moody octopus.

by Bowslosski August 16, 2023