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Fool Merchant

Dishonest peddler of lies, false promises, fake goods, illegal wares
by Duc is Lord July 13, 2018
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Clutch merchant

1.Refers to a person who is able to effect a miraculous performance especially during a time of immediate or dire need.

2.In reference to someone with the ability to access extraordinary abilities or creativity at a very opportune moment.

3. also super substitute
Nyagayrn: hey look Portugal is losing 2-1 to Argentina in the 2022 World Cup Final..

Sickleryrn: I wouldn’t be surprised if Ronaldo scores that volley from outside the box..

Ronaldo : Penalty (90+ 4 )

Ronaldo :goal ( 90+ 8),,,,,, SIIIUUUUUU !!!!

Sickleryrn: I told you this guy is the ultimate Clutch merchant !

Nyagayrn: cr7 the goat suiii !
by _sickleryrn November 21, 2022
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asualapa merchant

An asualapa merchant is player in a team who contributes little or nothing to a team’s success but medal wise is really decorated because he was on team during their victories.
“Phil Foden is a really decorated player. Look at the trophies he has and he’s not even 21.”

“Oh please he has potential but he’s an asualapa merchant carried by his team.”
by Ballplayer May 11, 2021
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poop merchant

A studios or merchant that makes bad products yet these products make money for the studios/merchant.
Showtime, not normally a poop merchant studios, unveiled four awful seasons of Dexter (Seasons 5,6,7 and 8); these seasons made Showtime millions of dollars.
by wosgigwo November 14, 2013
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Bum merchant

A purveyor of the bum; one who rents out male prostitutes.
Q: Remind me, what does Andy do these days?
A: Oh, he's a right bum merchant. His boys are all over the place.
by Quaddus March 31, 2009
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Sausage Merchant

Tyrone got busted working the streets as a sausage merchant.
by Jesse502 May 8, 2008
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Stephen Merchant

British director, writer, comedian, actor. Created the short film Seedy Boss for BBC which became The Office on BBC and later worldwide production and acclaim.

Writer/Director/Actor in Extras for BBC and HBO. Co-Producer of The Ricky Gervais Show Podcasts and HBO animations. Writer/Director/Actor in An Idiot Abroad 1 & 2 on Discovery Science Channel. Writer/Director/Actor in Life's Too Short, BBC and HBO; Standup Comedy Tour 2011-2012 UK and US Hello Ladies, many film credits including Hall Pass, Tooth Fairy, Gnomeo & Juliet, Run Fatboy Run, Hot Fuzz and other British TV appearances.
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by slabyrinth January 26, 2012
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