Lettuce Monkey

When you cup a your fart in your hand and then slam it into someone's face by placing the cupped hand over their nose and mouth.

Did you hear that? Slaaaaaaaap... "Lettuce Monkey"!

by knapptown357 December 14, 2009

limp lettuce

a term used for a woman with a loose vagina

hit that

na man she got the limp lettuce

by frickinburt January 17, 2014

Condensed lettuce

When you’re a failed abortion but just really like lettuce. Can be used as an insult

You fucking moron. You condensed lettuce!

by Condensed lettuce January 24, 2020

Take a lettuce

To give up and kill oneself; to intentionally consume lettuce contaminated with E. coli.

Originated when the FDA recalled lettuce in the U.S.

I'm so sick of school. Imma take a lettuce and end it all right now.

by integrandpiano December 24, 2018

douche lettuce

a green leafy vegetable matter that when smoked makes you act like a douche.

Alex was acting stupid so I asked him if he had been smoking douche lettuce.

by Matt Mallow February 28, 2009

Spread the lettuce

When a girl opens her lips wide downtown to give you a show of those beef curtains.

"Bro she sent that snap...straight spread the lettuce"

by Patelpatelpatel June 8, 2017

party lettuce

the masculine patch of chest hair that a man unbuttons his shirt to display when partying

Girl: Ew, put your chest hair away!
Bro: It's called party lettuce.

by party_lettuce_147 August 1, 2015