Jesus

The single greatest person in the history of everything.

historian: Did you know jesus and Moses used guns to defeat the romans?

by The Great American October 7, 2008

Jesus

The kid with the big dick in school

(Girl 1)“Hey have you heard about Jesus”.
(Girl 2)”Yeah I heard he has the biggest dick”

by Jesusthebigdicknig August 4, 2019

Jesus

Some kid i met while playing Fortnite. Quite a nice guy

"Hey Jesus you're in the zone"

by SnO-b December 15, 2020

Jesus

Jesus is a funny guy who is Cuban and has a big butt he can make you laugh at anytime with a face expression or a joke he can be a little bit nasty sometimes but it will crack you up.He is some what good at basketball and cares about people even tho it looks like he doesn’t care but he will ask if you’re ok.

Girl:Damn jesus has a big booty I wish I can eat that cake
Girl who has a crush on jesus: back tf off bitch that’s my cake you hoe

by Lookwhostalking May 16, 2018

Jesus

Jesus is a smart Cute and amazing person he is very funny but sometimes he can get serious and gets very sensitive at time if ur luck u will date a Jesus just dont take advantage of him and don't break his heart

Jesus melody thinks u cute

by BBYGAB October 10, 2019

Jesus

A cute boy with brown eyes nice soft hair loves soccer and always has his earphones in after school but he has his on this one girl even tho shes younger.

Jesus is cute

I'd smash all kinds of ways

by Itzyoboibigdick November 26, 2018

Jesus

If you have a guy named Jesus , then you should keep him in your life. They are special people because they will be there for you whether you’re sad, happy or disappointed. They are tall with kindness personality and warm smile. Jesus are hard to find ,but if you have them as friends or boyfriend, you don’t need another guy to hangout rather than Jesus. :) <3

Ruby: Is that Jesus ?
Stevia: Sure that’s him, he’s my best friend
Melanie: He’s cool to hangout !

by Ruthie_TheSadGirl4 April 6, 2019