Chopping the cheese

Dance move that involves both hands. holding the left hand up and moving the right hand in a chopping/karate motion towards the left hand. You can then ask if they want some crackers for that cheese, and repeat the motion.

I was chopping the cheese all night long at the bar.

by JMEP23 November 16, 2009

Patrick The Cheese-Trucker

A failed meme that appeared one week on Yourworldoftext (during April 2010) when cheese was the favoured spam word.

Several 'seekers' tried in vain to 'find' Patrick (The Cheese-Trucker), whilst various cheese-related jokes were continually typed, e.g.:
"Cheesus"
"Masturbate with stolen cheese."
"Spam Cheese - the ham/cheese combination sensation that's sweeping the nations."
"Cheese Roll'd"
"Cheese is my father."
"Neva gonna cheese you up, neva gonna cheese you down."
"The next cheese to write cheese sucks cheese."
etc.

Patrick has never appeared since - though later rumours claimed that he died of sponge aids, and that traces of him could be found on -525, -525.

Are you Patrick The Cheese-Trucker?
No.

by the original seeker October 10, 2010

Grade the Cheese

when you put cheese on a dick and then eat it off (also works with warm melted cheese)

My friend Sterlyn and her boyfriend Caelan totally grade the cheese every weekend

by deathmetal.cowboy December 19, 2015

Cutting the cheese

Another way of saying that you farted

When my parents smelled that disgusting stench in the car, it was pretty clear to them that I have been cutting the cheese.

by aarondaelephanttipple June 20, 2018

pour on the cheese

The act of flattering a girl over and over again with corny lines.

Jeremy went to pour on the cheese by telling Mary that her beauty stole his breath.

by JR312 July 20, 2008

Cutting Through The Cheese

Better than cutting to the chase

Brian is an efficient working and he is cutting through the cheese

by FreakyOnes December 19, 2008

Eat the Cheese

To get so drunk that you resort to eating vacuum-sealed, non-labeled cheese products on a bet, during a drinking game, or just to sicken spectators.

Dirty Morrison woke up the next morning with a screaming hangover. Reflecting on the evening, he asked his pals, "Did I eat the cheese?"

by Dr. Davidoff Vilson July 23, 2008