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by DefinitelyNotD January 23, 2025
Get the God’s Calculatormug. The buttons that you use to operate a calculator. This works by sending binary data to a chip, then the chip displays the info on the screen.
Student 1: Hey how do i use this calculator?
Student 2: You press the calculator buttons-
Woodshop pro student: Here, i'll make it usable.
*Woodshop pro student puts a switch on the calculator*
Woodshop pro student: OK, just flick the self de- i mean how to operate buttons switch and it should automatically show you how to use the buttons!
Student 1: Okay, thanks! *flicks switch*
*calculator blows up*
Woodshop pro student: You fool. You giant moron. You small-brained peasant. You absolute tiny-head full of stupidness.
Student 2: You press the calculator buttons-
Woodshop pro student: Here, i'll make it usable.
*Woodshop pro student puts a switch on the calculator*
Woodshop pro student: OK, just flick the self de- i mean how to operate buttons switch and it should automatically show you how to use the buttons!
Student 1: Okay, thanks! *flicks switch*
*calculator blows up*
Woodshop pro student: You fool. You giant moron. You small-brained peasant. You absolute tiny-head full of stupidness.
by BlueBladeWrites September 16, 2020
Get the Calculator buttonsmug. by john f kennerdy December 8, 2016
Get the calculatormug. Trying to hid the fact you are gay. If you call someone a calculator your basically calling them gay
Skeppy: you’re a calculator!
Bad: what? What does calculation have to do with anything!
Skeppy: im a calculator today!
Bad: what? What does calculation have to do with anything!
Skeppy: im a calculator today!
by Mo0thh April 17, 2021
Get the Calculatormug. Non-gendered sex position involving two people and when viewed upside down, both participants appear to be boobless.
by Myprivateradio September 9, 2022
Get the Reverse calculatormug. When you touch yourself inappropriately, under the guise that you are rummaging around in your pocket for the correct change.
Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.
Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.
by FaultlessDark November 4, 2016
Get the Pocket Calculationmug. (Kid playing on phone in class)
Other student:Yo why do you have your phone out?
Kid with phone:It’s my advanced calculator!
Other student:Yo why do you have your phone out?
Kid with phone:It’s my advanced calculator!
by Agoober23 November 5, 2025
Get the Advanced calculatormug.