one-eyed wooly booger

another term for the males sex tool. also known as the penis, this instrument is known for gagging and making females scream when used correctly.

Did you see the size of the guy's one-eyed wooly booger?!

by heywoodjablowme August 31, 2006

woolie buger

a huge fur pie, like a massive bush and or briar patch...something you could not find the pussy hole through

I warned my brother before he had sex with that bitch, that she had a woolie buger.

by Ninja Boot Anonymous July 21, 2011

wooly back

Someone from the outskirts of Liverpool. If you don't wanna be nasty about it, a nicer way of saying woolyback is Liverpolitan.

"your ma's a wooly back". "no she's not, she's a Liverpolitan".

by liverpolitan1980 December 04, 2016

wooly bugger

An unkept vagina.

She had a wooly bugger between her legs.

by D J Writeready October 09, 2023

Wooli

A place where bongs and condoms are hidden in bushes and a shit primary school with kids that are so popular or that are super fucking weird.

Let’s go Wooli Wooli

by Mungowungo November 22, 2021

wooly wonka

The act of chewing bubblegum then spitting it into your partners vaginal hairs then eating it out.

man james does the wooly wonka perfectly. My hair hurts

by Ben D. Kowk February 24, 2011

wooly bikini

a bikini with a built-in merkin.

Check out the wooly bikini near the lifeguard stand.

by fendersnap January 10, 2010