Nigga Virus

Ebola
A reference to calling the coronavirus the Chinese virus

We're all talking about the coronavirus, but does the nigga virus still exist?

by pipperoni March 31, 2020

Scroungler Virus

A deadly virus that causes spikes and claws to sprout from the legs. Scroungler is caused by a massive amount of cringe and stupidity. If you encounter someone with the Scroungler Virus, Keep a safe 2 meters away. If you know someone who has been closer than 2 meters away, stay away from them for 1 hour or more and wait for the virus.

"I heard Aliyah had the Scroungler Virus"
"Yeah I heard that too, we should stay at least 2 meters away"

by Doctor Aeon March 25, 2022

Quinsha Virus

the online virus of any matthew quinn. quinta makes you have trash bootleg, mcdonalds in a hotel wifi. its a depressing state to be in.

The Quinsha Virus is spreading!!1!!11!!!

by sunny... make me mysterious. December 6, 2021

Status Virus

When somebody posts an "informational" status about something, usually related to facebook itself, ending with "please re-post" as a public information announcement. This causes other people to post the same message, making you only able to see that message because it spreads like a virus.

(your friends list and the status virus, spreading)

Joe: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP

Mary: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP

John: Good information as of today, Facebook will automatically index all your info on Google, which allows everyone to view it. To change this option, go to Settings --> Privacy Settings --> Search --> then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Allow indexing'. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and paste onto your status for all your friends ASAP

by JJerome711 December 15, 2009

euro-virus

Standard virus that one receives when working on any euro upgrade projects

Micky started working on the euro project, then was out sick with the euro-virus the day after

by bludger_for_life August 28, 2019

Jb virus

The Jb virus is a highly contagious disease which effects the brains ability to defend itself. It will give you periotic spasms of down syndrome, and forcing you to dive further into insanity.
It will get worse with time but to cure it you simply need to get out of the radius of the nearest frys food and drug store.

I'm blocking you because I have the jb virus.
Get away from me or I'll pinky you in the butthole!

by Hawk333 January 17, 2022

Twelviloma Virus

Virus that infects twelve-year-olds and causes them to act older than they really are, have more relationships than most highschoolers, overuse the word 'swag', disrespect women, post idiotic Facebook statuses, and just in general make people lose all faith in humanity. Though it's mostly twelve-year-olds who contract it, not all of them have it, and older/younger people can also get it.

Guy 1: "I saw your little brother's Facebook status last night, apparently he banged 30 hoes at his friend's party."
Guy 2: "WTF?!"
*Guy 1's Little Brother's Status Updates:
"Banged 30 hoez at da party last night #swag"
"Skipped pre algabra to pley froot ninja, i hid out in da bafroom #swag"
"The sun aint no star it's a sun #reeltalk"
Guy 2: *facepalms* "I don't believe this."
Guy 1: "Me neither... Maybe he got the Twelviloma Virus?"

by Hassan & Fei-Yen September 8, 2013