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keep a spare

To keep some distance in a relationship so as not to get sick of each other.
Girl 1-How are things going with the new man?

Girl 2-Great, we can't keep our hands off each other!
Girl 1-just remember to keep a spare..
by Chaser469 March 4, 2018
mugGet the keep a sparemug.

Spared

An intactivist term typically referring to an American male who was not circumcised at birth. He was “spared” of the punishment so-to-speak.

Also a quicker way to say someone is uncircumcised.
Are you circumcised or spared?”

I’m spared.”
by ThatNiggaLlamar November 2, 2022
mugGet the Sparedmug.

Spare a pod day

December 18th is spare a pod day. Give your buddy pod, full his nic needs.
“Hey can I have a pod”

Of course you can. December 18th is spare a pod day. Give your buddy pod, full his nic needs. ”
by Bellygoose December 18, 2019
mugGet the Spare a pod daymug.

Spare Tire

A game of Commander played with a 5th person, usually among friends, so no one's left out.
Everyone actually showed up. Guess we'll run a Spare Tire then.
by FanOfWalls June 26, 2024
mugGet the Spare Tiremug.

spare nigerian

I am gonn to Nigeria for safari!
Well dont forget to take with you a spare nigerian!
In the truck: if spare nigerian ready?
Spare nigerian: Yes Master!
Throw him into leopards, i would like to see if lepards are hungry
by kkUPYUOASS February 9, 2024
mugGet the spare nigerianmug.

spare ground

The perineum - the bit of flesh between a scrotum and arsehole that can't be seen by it's owner unless a camera phone is employed, or a mirror placed on the floor.
By wiping a clean finger on the spare gound and then sniffing it or placing it under his partner's nose, a man thus enables himself to check the current hygeine status of his genital area.
Timothy - "Here Brenda, have a sniff at my finger".
Brenda - "(Sniffs) What the fuck Timothy! Your finger smells like shite! What the fuck have you been doing?"
Timothy - "Nowt. I've just ran it up my spare ground to see if I could get away without going for a shower before I get Knighted at Buckingham Palace today".
by boyboyce September 4, 2009
mugGet the spare groundmug.

spare-agate

Similar to a Surrogate, this is the female that was not intially good enough to have a mans child, but because she is so expendable, she is now used as a spare part to conceive a child.
The chick i wanted to be my baby mama aint havin it, some im bout to hit up Tonya, she gon be my spare-agate baby mama...
by TJ Goats December 27, 2011
mugGet the spare-agatemug.

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